Survey: Young Snakes In Bible Belt State Less Religious Than Parents
A recent reptile survey by University of Lower Arkansas scientists reveals that juvenile snakes are less likely to attend church than their parents. University faculty conducted the survey over a 6 month period, at a cost of $2M to taxpayers. Man...
Read full storyLondon Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson admits 'HS2 is not fit for purpose'.
In a statement made today from City Hall, London Mayor, Boris 'The Blade' Johnson made assurances to the 9million disabled people living in London, that they would get equal access to train stations and buses, without any steps getting in the way, ''...
Read full storyObama to address the nation as massive arsenal of US ordnance sits pretty in Eastern Med
Washington - Eastern Med or Eastern Medvedev? That is the question as President Obama readies his 'My Fellow Americans...and Members of Congress' speech about annihilating Bash-Ear Assad's sarin silos with some nifty drone strikes 'early next week'.
Read full storySpokespersons for John "Leap-to-it!" Kerry and others clarify Syria
Anonymous spokespersons for the spokespersons of sundry US authorities, as with Biden, Kerry, Rice, et al have admitted some faces are red and some are stuttering and spluttering. Pacing a White House carpet, President Obama has been observed to s...
Read full storyWall Street Firms Truthful in Job Descriptions
Despite dishonesty in all other aspects of business on Wall Street, HR departments at the big brokerage firms are starting to be honest about hiring requirements. Recent job descriptions posted on-line are pleasantly realistic. JP Horgan Paste is...
Read full storyRadical Extremist Grammarians Riot at Library of Congress
Members of the Red Pencil Faction of the P.L.O. (Pedants for Literacy Organization) clashed with riot police on the steps of the Library of Congress yesterday morning. Carrying signs that read "'Irregardless' is Not a Word!" and "'General Consensus'...
Read full storyAllied Attacks On Syria Delayed
US President, Barrack Obama, and UK Premier, David Cameron, have decided to temporarily postpone an attack on Syria until at least 5.30pm on Saturday. City Allied armed forces WERE on red alert to bomb Assad forces and civilians at 12pm Satur...
Read full storyPresident Obama Signs Executive Order Raising Minimum Wage to $100 Per Hour
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama reached a compromise with Democrat and Republican leaders today and issued an executive order to raise the minimum wage from $7.25 to $100 per hour. Democrats demanded that the minimum wage be raised to $200, while...
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