George Jones sings his way into heaven
George Jones, the ever inspiring country singer who sang the popular music hit "He Stopped Loving Her Today," died at the age of 81. The Juniper Knights Women's Club held a march in his honor Friday, KFC television reports. Jones died at a hos...
Read full storyBiden Uses Slain Cop's Funeral To Unveil New Book On Fart Jokes
WASHINGTON, DC - "Let me tell you: the Irish know more than a useful thing or two about the infamous butt burp, and that's saying something!" said U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden while speaking from the podium in his eulogy to fallen MIT police off...
Read full storySandra Bullock Admits She's In The Market For A Boy Toy
NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, the actress who was married to "Messy" Jesse James one of the most tattooed men in the entire United States, has stated that she is reevaluating what she is looking for in a man. Bullock, who is 48, said that she thin...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney Buys Lindsay Lohan's House
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan put her house up on the market on Wednesday and on Friday she had it sold. The spacious home called Lucky LohanLand was priced at $1.8 million and it was purchased by George Clooney. According to Pico de Gallo with...
Read full storyA Dejected Kobe Bryant Tweets He's Taking A Carnival Cruise To Iceland
LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of LaLaLand is that injured Laker guard Kobe Bryant is so fed up with the way he has been treated by the news media regarding the tweeting situation that he is taking a vacation. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance...
Read full storyNASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Divorce Is Finally Final - Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand Both Say "Yummy!"
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - NASCAR racer Danica Patrick's seven year marriage to Dr. Paul Hospenthal has finally been finalized. The 31-year-old Patrick told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that she felt relieved and was feeling as h...
Read full storyKim Kardashian's Pregnancy Woes!
LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian is reportedly very upset at the fact that she has gone from weighing 119 to 219, a weight gain of 100 pounds. Kim, who is 32, and stands 5-foot-2-inches tall has told her sister Khloe that her baby daddy Kanye West sai...
Read full storyKansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview
A Spoof reporter skilled in tiger talk dug up the story behind the story. The tiger has no idea why everyone was so excited. "Good grief, I just went in to take care of business; isn't that what everyone goes to the restroom for?" the tiger...
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