NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, the actress who was married to "Messy" Jesse James one of the most tattooed men in the entire United States, has stated that she is reevaluating what she is looking for in a man.
Bullock, who is 48, said that she thinks that it is time for her to move on from having relationships with well known celebrities and enter into a May-December relationship with a man who is not in the entertainment business.
She said that she recently talked to Jennifer Lopez who has one of the most successful cougar-boy toy relationship in the country.
J.Lo told Sandra that her boy toy Casper Smart, who is 18 years younger than her, treats her as if she is a queen.
Lopez, an ex-American Idol judge has bragged that Casper does exactly what she tells him to do and even though he wears the pants in the relationship she tells him which pants to put on and when to take them off.
Sandra said that the thing that finally convinced her that she needs to get into an older woman, younger man relationship is the fact that boy toys do not ever argue with their cougars.
Bullock said that the reason why this is so is because boy toys are so proud, honored, and thrilled to be with such a woman of refinement, quality, class, money, and extreme knowledge in the mattress merriment department.
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