11th Anniversary of 9/11: Why Don't You Know About The South Tower Four?
On this, the 11th Anniversary Of 9/11, I wonder; why don't you know that, despite Stairwell A in the South Tower of the World Trade Center being intact after the plane crash, only four people above the impact site used it to escape. Four. Out of approximately 500. Because the story isn't sexy, and it casts a bad light upon those who we've canonized as heroes. Indeed, only 20 people esc...
Read full storyThe, "Prince Harry Party Girls", From Las Vegas Come Forward
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That's been the calling card for Sin City for the last few years. Usually it's the truth, you go to Vegas, party you're ass off and go home, "no harm no foul". Recently though some one broke the sacred code a...
Read full storyUS to Repatriate Mexicans with Catapults
There will be no more Boeing 747 airplane rides for Mexicans being repatriated back to Mexico for being caught along the Arizona border by the US Border Patrol anymore. These plane rides will be replaced by the more exciting and importantly cheap ca...
Read full storyLike to play pub games? There's an app for that
A new applelet for the Apple iPhone is now ready for pub game lovers called iAm. "I love this game," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "It's so simple, and yet it's so much fun to play." The game requires all the competitors to have an iPhone,...
Read full storyTom Brady Gives Pinocchio a Running of the Nose
Not since Pinocchio had a big problem with his proboscis has there been such brouhaha over a QB's new rating: his nose for news. Tom Brady himself has no idea if his nose is broken, but he is wearing a hefty-sized bandaid over the bridge where blo...
Read full storyTory MP parks Parisian style and damages four cars!
Tory MP, Sir Tony Baldry, attempted to park his Mercedes in Oxford city centre, but whilst doing so the Merc took on a life of it's own and rammed four other parked cars! Sir Tony, once a member of the Thatcher cabinet, was tested negative on a br...
Read full storyColdplay Incite Mock Hatred
As Coldplay performed at last nights Paralympic closing ceremony, opportunists seized on the fashionable trend of absolutely hating them, man. Fabricated musical snobbery was in full flow as pretend muso's bemoaned Coldplay's supposed lack of mus...
Read full storyMisspike and Bloody Nose Put Aside for the Patriots
Though many fans figure the Patriots will win every game they play this 2012 season, there are spots that require close examination. Of course, the first is that Tom Brady was knocked down and given a bloody nose. In all of days of watching the Ne...
Read full storyMy Senior Moments for W/E: 9th September 2012
Monday 3rd September * Gawd heavens... new pains in groin today. * Went over to see the lovely Margaret. She seemed a little less tired today. Walked her home, and I invested in some Health lottery tickets... I am a fool, as if I stood a chance... huh! * No walks today, spent ages on laptop, burnt another saucepan, and dropped then stood on a tomato. * By gum life's exciting! Tuesda...
Read full storySelected Nottingham News for W/E 9th Sept 2012 + comments
Monday 3rd September Topic: Crime - Murder Headline "Six arrested after teenager is stabbed to death at party in Nott's" Source: Nottingham Post Extract: A teenager has died after being stabbed in a fight during a birthday party. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Detectives were last night quizzing six people arrested after the incident, which happened at 10.40pm on Friday. Tribute...
Read full storySelected Political News for W/E 9th Sept 2012 + comments
Monday 3rd September Topic: Shooting - Crime - Justice Headline "Real victim is the man who shot at burglars: MP says farmhouse couple should not be charged" Source: The Mirror Extract: The businessman arrested for allegedly shooting suspected burglars at his farmhouse is the real victim of the crime, his MP said yesterday. Alan Duncan believes Andy Ferrie, 35, and wife Tracey, 43 - who is...
Read full storyHalf Meter Peter
Harry and Margret lived deep in the woods, Living their lives just as bunny pairs should, Laughing and playing and hopping about, Consummate lovers, sincere and devout. Harry and Margret loved playing so much, Easily filling the forest with such, Din that their neighbors would fly in great fear, Clearing the woods of all birds, bears, and deer. As they were playing one fine summer day...
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