Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 10 September 2012

Tory MP, Sir Tony Baldry, attempted to park his Mercedes in Oxford city centre, but whilst doing so the Merc took on a life of it's own and rammed four other parked cars!

Sir Tony, once a member of the Thatcher cabinet, was tested negative on a breath test but swore he saw a grey haired, near demented Lady, sitting behind the wheel as his Merc broke loose. He was later taken to the local psychiatric clinic for an insanity test, the Merc too, which proved negative, both of them; but he still swore that a ghost of the past was to blame fo the accident!

Margaret Thatcher living somewhere between her ears was asked where she was at the time of the accident and replied, "I didn't remember a bloody thing damn Germans and Kohl miners, but Ronnie was sweet!"

After a police interview Tony remembered who was actually sitting in the car; it was the ghost of that naughty Parisian prostitute who thumbed him down for a lift once, causing him to park Parisian style, he refused but the shock was magnifique!

More mierda as we get it..

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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