Yankees Blame Their Fans' Booing For Loss To Detroit
NEW YORK CITY - Former New York Yankee great Yogi Berra once said, "'ey if ya can't stand da kitchen get outta da friggin heat." Years later, while appearing on The View, the good looking Yogi (tsk-tsk) corrected himself and remarked that what he...
Read full storyScience Destroys Childhoods
Something that hasn't escaped Back and to the Left news attention is that children, of all ages and sexes, are inherently stupid. It seems new scientific studies are being conducted all the time with children as their main subjects. The findings...
Read full storyTop 10 Signs the NYPD Is Controlled by the Mob
The New York City Police Department has been shooting up the town, mowing down tourists, blasting unarmed motorists and popping harmless potheads on a regular basis. Fearing a federal investigation of his police force's bad aim and nasty attitude, Mayor Michael Bloomberg has decided to "privatize" the NYPD. After a lengthy and thoughtful search, Bloomberg selected the Mafia as the most qualif...
Read full storyDownturn at Downton Abbey - Financial crisis can't even escape fictional historical drama
Many viewers were shocked last Sunday at the appalling and unforeseen downturn that events took at Downton. Firstly, doctor to the knobs Sir Philip was called in as opposed to the family doctor to attend the delivery of the Granthams' first grandc...
Read full storyTim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"
NEW YORK CITY - The backup quarterback for the New York Jets, Tim Tebow has just announced that he is now the sole owner of the world wide phenomenon that has become known as Tebowing. The 25-year-old football player registered his peaceful celebr...
Read full storyBad Sex V Any Sex
A study has found that at the age of twenty five women have more bad sex than they do good. At the age of twenty five Back and to the Left news just wishes that they could have some sex, any sex. But this article isn't about us it's about something e...
Read full storyRoyals lose a packet as Indonesian coal hole scam bombs
London - "Bwahaha, bang goes my lovely diamond tiara!" Kate Middleton sobbed as news of William and Harry's truss fund collapse broke this weekend. Heavy stakes in an Indonesian mining investment vehicle created by wannabe Gordon Gekko Nat Rothsch...
Read full storyTebow to sue The Pope over trademark infringement
New York Jets spare part Tim Tebow has issued a writ against Pope Benedict XVI after footage of a blessing at St. Peters Basilica showed the Catholic leader drop to one knee to anoint a young child. This has been deemed a breach of the trademark Tebo...
Read full storySecond Presidential Debate; Brainwashing For Everyone!
Following the second Presidential debate for the right to rule the world as we know it, some surprising footage has been unearthed that seems to show that we've all been mind-wiped. Following an outraged outburst from Mitt Romney, who told a quest...
Read full storyBelichick's Playbook is Not for Remedial Readers
See Spot run. The New England Patriot playbook has been dumbed down enough for Ochocinco to be able to read, to memorize, and to understand it. It falls into the category of too little too late for the former Patriot, former married man, and form...
Read full storyJohn Terry Subject Of New Anti-Racism Campaign
John Terry the former England international and current Chelsea captain, who has been at the epicentre of recent racial abuse allegations, has been the inspiration of a new initiative by anti-racism campaigners which has become known as the Kick Him...
Read full storyLame Duck leaves Pathetic Pond
Stereotypical Tory and Chief pussy whipped Andrew Mitchell has eventually bowed to plebeian pressure and fallen on his Caesarian sword. The lamest of lame ducks was clinging on to his position like an alcoholic's giro after most definitely brandi...
Read full storyRevealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election
Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it. He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency. On top of that the incoming Romney administration and s...
Read full storyChief Whip Beaten
After a whip around on the Tory back benches, Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell was relieved of his trousers and soundly beaten. The screams could be heard in Westminster Abbey but everyone knew it was just some old Etonians having a bit of fun. David...
Read full storyGeorge Osbourne an example to Mitchell
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osbourne was caught traveling first class on a standard ticket. He politely asked the ticket inspector if he know who he was, and told the ticket inspector that as Chancellor it was him who would decide inspectors n...
Read full storyBig Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama
DALLAS - Big Tex, the legendary 52-foot tall statue at The State Fair of Texas for 60 years, caught fire and completely burned. The Lone Star State icon with the 75-gallon hat first appeared at the State Fair Park back in 1952. Big Tex was purc...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Helps Two and A Half Men's Ratings Go Through The Roof!
HOLLYWOOD - Liam Hemsworth's fianceé Miley Cyrus appeared on an episode of Two and A Half Men and the ratings went through the roof. Cyrus, who is 19, was offered the guest starring role of Georgia, which was later changed to Mississippi (Missi) b...
Read full storySarah Plain Apologizes To Paul Ryan For Her Daughter Piper Palin's Remarks
MISSOULA, Montana - Sarah "Snow Plow" Palin was in the town of Missoula, where reportedly dice were first invented. She was speaking to a crowd of licensed moose hunters in the Red Lumberjack Cap Hall. Palin, who takes pride in being referred t...
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