QPR fan given CPR after shock point
A Queens Park Rangers fan from West Ealing was rushed to hospital on Tuesday after collapsing with shock as the super hoops - newly managed by modern day saint, national hero and all round cheeky chappy Harry Redknapp - earned a rare point in the 0-0...
Read full storyDorking man accidentally mixes up TV experts
A local man from Dorking was facing humiliation in the town last night when it was discovered he accidentally mixed up TV experts ITV money saving expert Martin Lewis and Channel 4 property buying expert Phil whatshisname, the bloke who hangs around...
Read full storyNASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Word out of the World of NASCAR is that Danica Patrick's marriage is starting to sputter. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Patrick's number 10 race car has hit some oil slicks on the marital race tra...
Read full storyMicrowave Cookbook Goes Viral; Culinary Institutes Witness Massive Dropout Rate
Respected culinary schools across America have experienced a crippling dropout rate in student enrollment since recent publication of the gastronomically innovative book, A Microwaveable Feast. The book, which highlights nearly 40,000 microwave-centr...
Read full storyIs NBC Trying To Kill Al Roker?
Manhattan, NY - The battle between the three major television networks for the top spot in the morning show ratings has always been a dirty dogfight behind the scenes. Networks snatch interviews and stories from each other like vultures, but now icon...
Read full storyRod Hull's Emu Arrested After Running Amok In Devon
Former childrens TV star and Michael Parkinson attacker Emu, has been sectioned under the mental health act following an alcohol fuelled rampage in picturesque Barnstaple, North Devon. The 'Emu's Pink Windmill Show' star has been in steady decline...
Read full storyRosemary Shrager Told To "Cook Off" Out Of The Jungle
With just four more days left of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!', TV cook Rosemary Shrager has been told to get the cook off the show by it's viewers. Rotund Rosemary, previously best known for her role on ITV's 'Ladette to Lady' when...
Read full storyOnion spoof makes Chinese cry (with laughter!)
Well known US spoof magazine, The Onion, has hit yellowy gold by having their spoof printed in the official Chinese Communist newspaper. The spoof was taken seriously by communist leaders hoping to take a swipe at the new North Korean leader, Kim Jon...
Read full storyKidney Transplant Leader Dies
The Dr who performed the world's first successful organ transplant surgery in 1954 has died at his home, following a stroke. Before his death Back and to the Left News was able to attain a interview with the great Dr and now that he's dead he cant sue us for publishing it. So Dr Murray it's a great honour to talk to one of the foremost pioneers in modern surgery- The pleasure is all yours I...
Read full storyHome Sweet Home Ain't Boston for John Lackey
Red Sox pitcher John Lackey looks like a sluggish starter on the surface, but his opulent home belongs in the world of Britney Spears and Jay-Z. Realtor.com has posted photos of the mansion, now for sale for a cool $10,000,000 (that's in the milli...
Read full storyPlot To Eat Rosemary Shrager In Jungle Foiled By Phillip Schofield
A sinister plot by fellow contestants to eat Rosemary Shrager in the I'm A Celebrity jungle studio was foiled at the last minute last night by television personality Phillip Schofield. Viewers and Ms Shrager were left unaware of the menacing plot...
Read full storyMy Life as a Man #34
When having an 8 1/2" pecker is a bad thing! It is 3:37 in the morning and I cannot get to sleep. I'm going to the Veterans Hospital this morning to have a cystoscopy done to find out where, exactly, the "abnormal" cells are coming from that they found in my urine. I had bladder cancer way back in 1991 and went through surgery to remove the tumors, then came radiation and chemotherapy. I was...
Read full storyComedian takes over Bank of England
It has been confirmed that a Comedian will replace Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen-lookalike Mervyn King as the Governor of the Bank of England. In a surprise move the Chancellor announced the unknown Comedian as the new head, before adding tha...
Read full storyDancing With The Stars: Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani Win The Mirror Ball Trophy
HOLLYWOOD - After ten weeks of intense, grueling competition, Melissa Rycroft and her pro partner Tony Dovolani have been crowned the winners of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars season number 15. Melissa looked stunningly sexy in her extremel...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Talks About Her Roller Coaster Engagement
TIJUANA, Mexico - Miley Cyrus visited Tijuana in order to purchase a Dora The Explorer Piñata for a six-year-old friend of the family's. While shopping at the Que Paso Mall she was asked by Laguna Vendetta with Las Maracas News Agency about her en...
Read full storyOlympic "Blades" Sprinter to Race Kangaroo
Sydney, Australia - Oscar Pistorius, the twenty-six-year-old South African sprinter, who ran in the London Olympics with "blades" instead of legs, has accepted a challenge to participate in a race that could give his bank account quite a bounce. P...
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