Written by Ernest Hendrix

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

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A Jungle

A sinister plot by fellow contestants to eat Rosemary Shrager in the I'm A Celebrity jungle studio was foiled at the last minute last night by television personality Phillip Schofield.

Viewers and Ms Shrager were left unaware of the menacing plot as the jovial celebrity chef made an early exit from the jungle after apparently receiving the least amount of public votes.

However as Ms Shrager was led away to a steaming plate of sausages and bacon it was revealed that she had in fact been taken out of the jungle following a tip-off from Phillip Schofield.

Mr Schofield explained, 'Whilst browsing the internet last night it took me just three minutes to continually find the same celebrity names who were conspiring to eat a plump chef in the jungle. I wrote down the names and handed them to Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard during a live interview on This Morning. Ms Gillard then made a call to the Australian SAS ordering the immediate removal of Rosemary Shrager.'

When told of the plot to eat her Ms Shrager said: "I've still got the fear of snakes."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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