Gulf War enthusiast creepily waiting for George H.W. Bush to die
ADA, OKLAHOMA--Following announcements of the former president's failing health, 35-year-old claims adjuster and Gulf War buff Mark Bancroft has been weirdly monitoring news reports in baited anticipation of George H.W. Bush's death. "Can you imag...
Read full storyTim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus
NEW YORK CITY - If Coach Rex "Footsie" Ryan does not want to play Tim Tebow then he needs to do the gentlemanly thing and trade him to some other team. This ongoing Tebow Bashing Circus has gotten way out of hand and there are more lies coming out...
Read full storyThe Highlights of 2012
Every year, going back to the beginning of time, has had its highlights and even its lowlights. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Senior Reporter Pico de Gallo has poured over hundreds of stories which appeared in 2012, in such celebrity publications and entertainment news programs as Bedroom Pillow Talk, iRumors, Hollywood Innuendo, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle, and T...
Read full storyPiers Morgan's new "America's Got Guns" T.V. series leaked
Hollywood, California - The script for the first show of a new T.V. series to be hosted by hoity-toity Piers Morgan has been leaked to the Press. The new show is to be called America's Got Guns and features exciting audience interaction. The scri...
Read full storyQuentin Tarantino's The Fiscal Cliff
Quentin Tarantino here, motherfuckers. Some people are saying my new movie Django Unchained takes a superficial view of history. They say my movies are about nothing, they're just a bunch of scenes I've recreated from older movies no one's ever heard of. You want to see a movie about something? You want social significance? My new movie is torn straight from the headlines. It makes St...
Read full storyT-Rex Ryan to Star in Remake of Jurassic Park
Rex Ryan denied the major news story that he wanted to leave the New York Jets. T-Rex Ryan, the vociferous scene-stealer and setting chewer, insisted he would be a Jet for life. No one had the heart to tell him that not even Leonard Bernstein bel...
Read full storyPapers suggest closer Savile Thatcher link
Papers released under the 30 year act seem to suggest a closer link between entertainer Jimmy Savile and then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. During the period in 1982 when Thatcher's son Mark was missing Thatcher had regular meetings with Jimmy...
Read full storyCelebrity New Year's Resolutions
Well it's that time of the year again, when everyone in the free world makes their New Year's Resolutions. Experts on the subject report that a little over 27 percent of the individuals who make the resolutions actually end up keeping them; with most going by the wayside within the first two days of the new year. Last year one of the biggest resolutions was to stop eating so many carbs. Anot...
Read full storyAston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team
Fans of Birmingham's biggest professional soccer club today praised the teams massive '100% improvement over the Christmas holiday period. Following a zero-eight setback against European Champions Chelsea, the London based Russian financed team fr...
Read full storyTelephone Calls From the Dockside Reported
Baltimore Maryland: Negotiations over a new contract between the International Longshoremen's Association (ILA), the union representing East Coast dockworkers and the US Maritime Alliance (shippers and port operators) are deadlocked. The union could...
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