David Cameron Appeal to Bouncers Nationwide

Funny story: David Cameron Appeal to Bouncers Nationwide

In a surprise move last night; Prime Minister David Cameron launched the Tory Party's new voter campaign 'Oy! Vote for us!' aimed specifically at the Nation's more than 25.000 club-bouncers. When asked about the reasoning for this highly specific tar...

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Moonlight Becomes You!

Funny story: Moonlight Becomes You!

According to the Mail On Sunday, that well known newspaper and emergency asswipe sheet, more than 23,000 Police staff are moonlighting in second jobs! This amounts to more than one in 10 officers in England and Wales now taking on extra work, incl...

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Gareth Bale to be fitted with stabilisers to stop him falling over

Funny story: Gareth Bale to be fitted with stabilisers to stop him falling over

Tottenham Hotspur boss Andre Villain-Boas (AVB) has given Gareth Bale a belated Christmas present in the form of a pair of stabilisers that will stop him falling over in crucial Premier League soccer matches. Welsh wizard bale was booked in the 2-...

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Jimmy Savile was Archbishop Cosmo Lang's little bastard

Funny story: Jimmy Savile was Archbishop Cosmo Lang's little bastard

London - Government papers released this week show the sordid hatchet-faced cleric spawned a number of disgusting brats including one by the Queen Mother. That offspring became a shoo-in to the Savile family after Sister Mary Bonkers, a low-IQ Ca...

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Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Funny story: Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Washington, D.C. - Senate leaders leaked to this reporter, today, that a solution to the Baby Boomer Fiscal Cliff problem has been agreed to. The basic idea is very simple. Not enough young to take care of the old. It is the creative solution that...

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Fashion Houses Favour Big Ears For 2013

Funny story: Fashion Houses Favour Big Ears For 2013

After the run away success of models with a gap in their teeth through 2012, trend predictors are claiming the look for fashion for models in 2013 will be girls with big ears and a lazy eye. The look for 2014 is more difficult to predict at this stag...

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LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

Funny story: LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

Leading Lesbian, Gay, Bi and Transgender leaders have caused outrage amongst the world's 'Roman Catholics' by claiming that Catholics "aren't fully developed as human beings". In a continuation of a verbal campaign which has seen the LGBT communi...

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UK Employment Figures Cause Rift in Fabric of Universe

Funny story: UK Employment Figures Cause Rift in Fabric of Universe

Emeritus Professor of Nonsensical Economics and Head of the International Monetary Fund, Brian Donahue addressed reporters yesterday from his secret lair on the slopes of an unidentified volcano in the South Pacific where Professor Donahue lives to a...

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New Years Dishonours published in Palace prank

Number Ten and the Palace are said to be 'stunned' by the news that the wrong New Years Honours list has been published. According to the Palace, there was a minor lapse in security on Boxing day, when Philip and Camilla got a bit drunk and 'hacke...

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