Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 29 December 2012

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The Jets need to trade Tim Tebow to The Jacksonville Jaguars, where he will be appreciated.

NEW YORK CITY - If Coach Rex "Footsie" Ryan does not want to play Tim Tebow then he needs to do the gentlemanly thing and trade him to some other team.

This ongoing Tebow Bashing Circus has gotten way out of hand and there are more lies coming out of the New York Jets organization than came out of Richard "Tricky Dicky" Nixon's Watergate era.

Okay, so Coach Ryan is unhappy with his number one and number two quarterbacks Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow - that's all well and good as it's his team and he can run it into the ground if that's what he wants to do.

But to force one of the nicest, most hard working players in professional sports to sit on the bench, drinking Gatorade, while being humiliated by the tons and tons of lies aimed at him is positively unfair.

As Sports Balls Illustrated Daily reporter Rufus Reno stated, "The low-flying Jets organization has succeeded in getting the heat off of themselves and poured it all on one uncomplaining player - Tim Tebow."

Reno noted that the reason the Jets have not traded Tebow is because once they do then the focus and criticism will fall directly on Coach Ryan for the teams shortcomings, and rightly so.

Even Paris "Airhead" Hilton can see through the polluted smoke coming out of the Jets locker room.

Coach Ryan feels that his third string quarterback Greg McElroy will be the next Joe Namath - great!

So go ahead and show the American sports fans that you do not need Tim Tebow to take anymore blame for the bad decisions that have come from your head set during the Jets games.

SIDENOTE: Hopefully Tim gets traded to the Jacksonville Jaguars and when they play the Jets, the Jags will stomp the Jets and then Coach Rex "The Hex" Ryan can look around and blame the loss on one devoted and dedicated quarterback named Tim Tebow.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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