Facebook? More like the good book!
Real life stories of revelations and resurrections will soon be making their way to your smart phone (smarter than you!) or desktop computer. Jesus Christ or as he is more commonly known, J-Sizzle, has joined the social media revolution. It is a...Read full story
Truck Driver Devoured by Infestation of Bed Bugs at Local Motel
dc Lampoon offers cheap, cost-effective ways to get rid of bed bugs![/center From what we hear, there are a lot of people out there dealing with the problem of bed bugs. Last week we here at the Lampoon heard a heart breaking story about a 400 pound truck driver who was apparently devoured by an infestation of bed bugs overnight at a Motel in RestonVA.When investigators arrived on the scene all...Read full story
Who Said England Was 'Just A Small Island': Groucho Marx, Mitt Romney Or Forrest Gump?
Hold onto you hats, England. Whose pants are on fire: Groucho, Romney, or Forrest Gump by writing: "England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn't make things that people in the rest of the world want...Read full story
Hillary Clinton hospitalised
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was hospitalized Sunday after doctors discovered her hairstyle, for some time a cause for concern, had become even worse, her spokesman said. She is expected to remain at New York Presbyterian Hospital for the n...Read full story
Spike Lee protests 110 occurrences of N-word in film while most whites believe it's no big whoop
HARFOLD, Vt. - Film producer Spike Lee has decided to boycott Quentin Tarantino's new film Django Unchained because the film uses the N-word 110 times. Students at Harfold State College, 99.9% of them white as snow, feel that 110 occurrences in a...Read full story
US on Fiscal Cliff as Everyone Refuses to Talk to Each Other
President Obama admitted that the nation is on a fiscal cliff as Democrats and Republicans have failed to reach any agreement on the budget. Democrats want to increase the number of taxis in Washington whereas thrifty Republicans want to reduce speed...Read full story
Mr. Fiscal Cliff Vows to Change His Name in 2013
The 34-year-old held a press conference in Grand Central Station in NYC yesterday to let the world know of his plans. Awaiting the start of the press conference, the crowd was entertained by the dulcet tones of the late Johnny Cash singing "A Bo...Read full story
The World's Largest Landfill
PHOENIX, Arizona - The state of Arizona has just announced plans to build what will be the largest landfill in the world. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer stated that the dump is being built on a 20 mile by 20 mile tract of land that is part of the fam...Read full story
New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor
Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...Read full story
Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers
Blackburn Rovers Global Advisor Shebby Singh broke his silence today to explain what his job title actually means. Speaking to Robbie Savage on BBC radio phone-in 606 (nicknamed moan-o-moan in the football industry) he finally revealed the answer...Read full story
Theo Walcott to buy new house 'in the centre of the street'
As the transfer window reopens on January 1st and the future of Theo Walcott at Arsenal still undecided, the saga took a development today when Theo put his house in Hertfordshire up for sale. Speculation mounted that Walcott was going to live in...Read full story
Contestants line up for New season of reality show 'Dicing With Russians'
Channel Dive press team officially announced the launch of the tenth season of 'Dicing With Russians' direct from Stamford Bridge but refused to confirm the contestants until the end of the week. Rafa Benitez is the defending champion, having seen...Read full story