A Mysterious Unmanned Drone Crashes In Arizona
YUMA, Arizona - The U.S. Department of The Air Force is investigating a recent crash in Arizona. Lt. Tinker F. Magpalino, a spokesperson for Orville and Wilbur Wright Air Force Base in Yuma, stated that his agency received half a dozen reports of...
Read full storyAnderson Cooper 360? Newsreader spotted at Chick Fil-A with Robert Pattinson!
Following the devastation caused by respective long time partners caught in compromising lip locks, and some say more, Vanderbilt heiress Anderson Cooper, and Twilight Star Robert Pattinson were spotted commiserating over breakfast amidst a crowd of...
Read full storyAnger As Pussy Riot Vatican Gig Cancelled
There was anger and condemnation today from the Vatican, over the jailing of little known punk band Pussy Riot in Russia. The group was booked to play at the Popes 'Jesus Rocks' benefit concert next weekend, but the sentencing of the ladies in Mos...
Read full storyPussy Galore Causes Upset in Russia
James Bond's favourite Pussy Galore has upset Russia with Punk Rock song 'Put In Shit' performed in Canterbury Cathedral with Rotten eggs and tomatoes being thrown at an ecstatic audience. Pussy is being sentenced to twenty years in a Siberian s...
Read full storyHope Solo Says Maksim Chmerkovskiy Angrily Bit Her Toes
NEW YORK CITY - U.S. Women's Olympic Team goalie Hope Solo was in the "Big Apple" on a book signing tour of her new book Goooooooalllll! - The Hope Solo Memoirs. She was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily about a chapter in th...
Read full storyThanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals
LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just remarked on his L.A. radio show that he thinks that Katy Perry may just have broken the record for the most marriage proposals in 48 hours. He disclosed that he had spoken with the ex-Mrs. Russell Brand and she...
Read full storyGun Rights Supporters Call for New Amendment
WASHINGTON, DC - Around 30 protestors gathered in DC on Friday, calling the Second Amendment "long-outdated" and asking Congress to do something about it. The right to bear arms has been defended by the National Rifle Association (NRA) and many gu...
Read full storyIan Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were in Albuquerque on a stop on their promotional tour for their hit show. The two stars, who are also dating, appeared before a crowd of 900 cheering New...
Read full storyMitt Romney Says His Tax Returns Are Nobody's Business Because He Isn't Running For Political Office (Oops!)
TOLDEO, Ohio - Mitt Romney, who has repeatedly stated that he does not appreciate being called a "Flip Flopper" has just issued a statement regarding President Obama asking that he release his income tax returns for the past five years. "Old Mitte...
Read full storyFootball Gossip & comments 18th August 2012
Toulouse defender Cheikh M'Bengue, 24, has revealed he is wanted by Arsenal. (Daily Star) Shake yar money to Cheik M'Bengue, Arsenal - theirs noting toulouse! Meanwhile, the Craven Cottage club have rejected a 'very low' bid from Manchester United for midfielder Moussa Dembele, 25. (TalkSPORT) A spokesman for United explained the 'low' offer. "It's al down to the share price imn New York do...
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