Thanks To Her Bare Bottom Photo, Katy Perry Has Received 873 Marriage Proposals

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 18 August 2012

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The Super Surfing Water Pool at Water Wave World where Katy's caboose was exposed.

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just remarked on his L.A. radio show that he thinks that Katy Perry may just have broken the record for the most marriage proposals in 48 hours.

He disclosed that he had spoken with the ex-Mrs. Russell Brand and she talked to him regarding her recent swimsuit malfunction at Water Wave World.

"Peaches" Seacrest stated that as Katy was exiting the Super Surfing Wave Pool her bikini bottom somehow suddenly fell down around her ankles exposing the entire expanse of her lily white butt.

The 27-year-old Perry said that she did not realize what had happened until several of the water park patrons showed her the photos on their cell phone cameras.

Kay-Pee, as her close friend and alleged boyfriend wannabe John "The Player" Mayer calls her, called up Bedroom Pillow Talk and informed them that within 48 hours of the swimsuit malfunction she had already received a total of 873 marriage proposals from every state in the union except for Arizona and Wisconsin as well as proposals from 16 foreign countries.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Personally it is so refreshing to see a female celebrity bottom devoid of any type of tattoos, piercings, hickeys, or bruises.]

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