New Gold Eagles will commemorate Bush White House exit
Washington DC - (Rioters): Plans to mark President Bush's reitrement in 2008 are to include the minting of a new American Gold Eagle, the obverse design featuring a cuckoo fledgeling usurper nesting in a makeshift eyrie constructed atop the flami...
Read full storyHillary Clinton Takes Lead in Platitudes for 2008 Presidential Election
Hillary Clinton, who just formally announced that she is running for President in 2008, appears to be leading all other contenders in the all-important area of platitude raising.
Read full storyVicar of Dibley Ghostwritten by Half-Monkey
Word is out that the popular telly series, The Vicar of Dibley, is being written by a semi-primate secretly housed in the bowels of the BBC. Entertainment writer Sir Andrew Nostars made the amazing discovering while in the BBC basement analyzing old...
Read full storyTexas Duck Shot, Lame But Lives
Great White Hunter Dick "Chainsaw" Cheney thought he bagged him a ringneck duck on his most recent hunting trip.
Read full storyWindproof Wheelie-Bins Sighted Over Belgium
Hackney Council's new windproof wheelie bins, tested in wind tunnels, and introduced last year to the tune of £6 million of taxpayer's money, failed their first test in Thursday's major storm. As many as one thousand bins...
Read full storyNorthern Ireland Tourist Attraction Gets A Makeover
The Northern Ireland Tourist Board has unveiled its latest initiative to bring tourists back to Antrim's north coast.
Read full storyUnfair Fair-trading
Oaxaca, Mexico- Reports from small farm owners and workers who belong to Fair Trade cooperatives, such as Equal Exchange, are beginning to surface showing that workers are not being traded money for their goods, but rather various products, including...
Read full storyParole Less Likely for Those Sentenced to Death
Los Angeles, CA - In 1988 Joel Thornton was sentenced to death by a Los Angeles County Judge in 1986. The judge, in ambiguous terms, told Thornton that he would most likely spend the rest of his life in prison before his execution.
Read full storyGene Hackman's DARK SECRET
Before starting this article, let me first say that, if you recall the recent article under Satire & Editorial titled "Golden Globe Winners By Sam", I made predictions of most of the nominations. I made predictions of 19 nominations and the result was 13 INCORRECT and 6 CORRECT. Also - as to one of the few categories that I didn't make a prediction on, Best Animated Film, if I...
Read full storyUK cops used Bush's warantless wiretaps to bug Blair honors scam suspects
London - (Rioters): Police officers probing the Prime Mobster's cash-for-honors scam have admitted they were able to bug the entire Downing Street Administration infrastructure after a covert surveillance operation on President George Bush's...
Read full storyTen Thousand People to assemble Osho Nisarga
Ten thousand people will reach to Osho Nisarga in Dharmshala, the winter capital of Himachal Pradesh, in the Himalayas on 19th March,2007, to wish Ma Yoga Neelam, happy birthday, and will stay for 21st March, Osho Enlightenment Day.
Read full storyPotter Has A Mrs Potter?
Daniel Radcliffe, 17, has been rumoured to be engaged to his childhood friend Nadia Franklin, 16. The couple were seen buying rings in a London jeweller last week.
Read full storyChannel 4 - 'We Didn't Make Meal of Racist Row'
Everybody, from Channel 4 to Gordon Brown, denied claims that they used the Big Brother racist row to boost their own personal ratings. The row, that centred over a dish of something, boosted ratings...
Read full storyDallas County, Texas Named False Arrest Capital!
Dallas County, Texas has had 12 cases of DNA exonerations. Only 3 states in the union have had more. Dallas county has more than even California, our largest state with the largest governor and Florida, our most corrupt state with a bush as its gover...
Read full storyI, John Wayne Fresno...
Imagine spending ten years in prison for murder and then because of DNA testing you find out you didn't do it!I bet you'd be relieved! Well, that's how I, John Wayne Fresno felt this week when this exact thing happened to me.
Read full storyMy Grandmama was no witch!
Scottish 72 year old grandma from Edinburgh, is seeking a pardon for her grandmother. Granny, it seems was one of the last people jailed for witchcraft in the UK.
Read full storyHermaphrodite Fish In Potomac River
So-called "intersex" fish, males who produce eggs in their testes, have been found in the Potomac River. Scientists are pointing to chemical pollution as the probable cause.
Read full storyNY Couple Wall Each Other Out In
In a bizarre reversal of the Pyramus and Thisbe legend, a once happy couple have decided to build a wall through their house to create an actual physical barrier. "I don't know if it's this new wall at the US-Mexico border or just my pas...
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