George Bush arrested after having sex with a pig
George Bush, the president of the USA, has been arrested after being caught in bed having sex with a pig. His wife Laura was in the bathroom at the time.
Read full storyUK performance artist crawls for Bush
New York - (Ass Mess): A British performance artist, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair QC, has started his 72 hour sponsored crawl across New York in a Lisa Nowak-style standard-issue NASA diaper dressed as George Bush.
Read full storyWoman 'advised by geese' blames Judge Seidlin's remarks
Centennial, Colorado - (Ass Mess): Carol Lynn Pappas, a 53 year old grandmother convicted of killing her baby grand-daughter, has told the court that "spiritual messages from geese" advised her after seeing TV coverage of Broward District C...
Read full storyHalo! magazine: "I'm baby Dannielynn's father" says Judge Seidlin
Florida - (ReUterus): Broward County Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin has told Halo! magazine there is a strong possibility that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn.
Read full storyMel Gibson In E-mail To Jewish Community: "Crucify Me Already!"
(Hollywood--CA) Months after Mel Gibson's stream of consciousness courtesy of Jack Daniels anti-semitic monologue, TMZ.com, the site breaking the original, claims to have another scoop. It's an e-mail between Gibson and his publicist, Alan N...
Read full storySEC fines Vanderbilt fans for storming court after win over Florida; stricter sanctions proposed
After fining Vanderbilt University for their fans' unruly behavior after a basketball victory, the SEC has decided to ban cheering from all sporting events.
Read full storyTiger Mauls Girl to Death at China Zoo
A six year old girl was bitten and mauled to death in a China zoo while having her picture taken with a supposedly tame and trained Tiger. Apparently, the flash of the camera startled him and he lunged for girl and bit her head.
Read full storyFirst Beaver Spotted in New York River in Over 100 Years
The first beaver to swin in the Bronx river in over 100 years was spotted by dock workers yesterday. Beavers had not been seen in the area due to development, construction, increasing pollution and human population, and the destruction of natural fo...
Read full storyAmerican Idol Contestant Was Other Nude Girl in Topless Miss Nevada Pictures
Scandal erupted in Hollywood when it was discovered that one of the American Idol final 20 had naked pictures of herself posted on the internet. The contestant, Antonella Barba, is seen topless in pictures on a beach with the former Miss Nevada. Ot...
Read full storyWeakest Link Contains Subliminal Messages From Evil Force From Another Planet Says Stoke Man
Popular BBC quiz, The Weakest Link, is a device of an evil empire hell-bent on taking over the world. That's the claim being made today by a man from Stoke on Trent.
Read full storyCelebrity Big Brother 6 - Prince Harry To Appear?
Channel 4 bosses have claimed that Celebrity Big Brother 6 will be the biggest and best yet. Bearing in mind what happened in CBB 5, with regard to the racist bullying allegations, this seems like exaggerated hype, but plans are already afoot to back...
Read full storyTony Blair intends to work as a pimp after leaving office
Prime Minister, Tony Blair, said that he would standing down in June of this year and allowing Gordon Brown to assume leadership of the Labour Party at last.
Read full storyWerewolves Once Again Trounce Were-Hippopotami In Last Year's Horror Index
London - Although much better at synchronized swimming, London's Order of Were-Hippopotami were forced to respond today to their dismal 2006 General Horror Index Rating as compared to their brothers in lycanthropy the Werewolves.
Read full storyBritney Spears Hired as Spokeswoman for Windbreaker Umbrellas
Britney Spears went on a rampage attacking innocent paparazzi yesterday with her umbrella. This outrageous act looked a little over the top to spectators when in fact this was another shameless promotional act perpetuated by Ms. Spears...
Read full storyMarilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole's Prior Residence Haunted By Both Women
In something right out of Poltergeist, it seem the current residents of the old Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith's estate are being haunted by the spirits of the battling divas.
Read full storyMoD hoped psychotics would find enema
London - (Rioters): The Ministry of Defence has admitted this week that in the run up to the 2000 US Presidential Election it used an elite group of highly trained military psychotics for remote viewing of enema combatants.
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