Tony Blair intends to work as a pimp after leaving office

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Saturday, 24 February 2007

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Mr Blair fresh from a scrap with rival pimp over turf

Prime Minister, Tony Blair, said that he would standing down in June of this year and allowing Gordon Brown to assume leadership of the Labour Party at last.

The PM revealed his plans on Newsnight last night to veteran journalist and presenter, Jeremy Paxman.

Mr Blair also disclosed that he intendeds to carry on working after he leaves office....as a pimp!

"I have looked at all my options and this one is by far the most interesting," Mr Blair told the Newsnight audience, "I currently have two bitches but I hope to increase this to at least eight."

Asked how he viewed his role as pimp, the PM replied, "I see myself as an ambassador, someone who can provide a service........in this case quick, violent sex up an alley."

Mr Paxman also inquired as to how Mr Blair would keep control of his prostitutes.
"Obviously I will be dishing out the odd beating to any of my bitches who step out of line or with-hold money but I also think good lines of dialogue and communication between myself and my Ho's is important."

Mr Blair left the BBC in a white cadillac, dressed in a mink coat and wearing with a large, floppy hat with a peacock's feather in it.

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