Britney Spears to post 'Womb for Rent' on e-Bay as pregnant-sis Jami Lynn moves in with her
Sobbing hysterically that she couldn't understand why everybody was 'dumping' on her because of her pregnancy, Jami Lynn has moved in with big sis Britney.
Read full storyBrangelina's romantic holiday getaway on deserted Goa beach sparks baby rumors.
While much of America digs itself out of severe snowstorms and icy streets, Brangelina will be walking barefoot and snuggling on a white sandy beach in a far-off corner of the Tropics.
Read full storyHillary Clinton in makeup scandal
Aspiring presidential candidate and New York senator Hillary Clinton accidentally attended a Democratic fundraiser at the Washington, DC Marriot last night dressed in dowdy clothes and without her make-up and false teeth revealing her to be an ugly a...
Read full storyChristmas cancelled
President George Bush has announced that Christmas has been cancelled this year, as he has just converted to Islam and doesn't like "those god damn Christians celebrating in my face".
Read full storySeveral New England Patriots may be charged with treason
WASHINGTON - Several New England Patriots past and present have admitted being loyal to the Crown and may be charged with treason, the FBI said.
Read full storyUnited Airlines Out Of Red - Saved By Bell
United Airlines, once in the red and near bankruptcy up to its wing tips, is at last flying in the black, able to spread great Christmas cheer, paying $250 million to shareholders at year's end. And that's one big partridge in a pear tree.
Read full storyTime Team Archeologists Discover Nothing New
History will need to be re-written following this year's discoveries;...
Read full storyLiberal Democrats announce date of next year's leadership election
The Liberal Democrats have broken with tradition and announced the date of next year's leadership election a full year ahead of schedule, November 30...
Read full storyMistaken savior, STAR Escalator Company installs escalator at barrier wall in Bethlehem to carry Palestinians over into Promised Land; Company guarantee: this is not 'Stairway to Heaven'
Palestinians awoke this morning to find a gift from the Creator; a brand new stairway made by the STAR escalator company out of Merrillville, Indiana at the barrier wall to carry Palestinians over into Jerusalem.
Read full storyViolence Banned in Iraq
Top US Military Commander, General David Petraeus has confirmed that the Iraqi government have implemented new laws that have banned violence in Iraq.
Read full storyFA finally rules on foreign players
Just ahead of the forthcoming January transfer window, the Football Association has finally ruled on the number of foreign players allowed in league teams. Starting from next season teams must include at least one British born player in their line-up...
Read full storyGovernor Easley calls for state of emergency; resorts to creative solutions to find cure for North Carolina's water woes
With North Carolina currently in the worst drought of the state's history, Gov. Mike Easley called for a state of emergency today.
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