OJ Simpson Finally Confesses: Ghostwriter Killed Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman
MIAMI - O.J. Simpson has finally told the whole truth about the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman - now that he knows it - confessing that the ghostwriter for his ill-fated "If I Did It" book and interview project is the on...
Read full storyMcDonald's New McRibbit Sandwich Raises Brows
Animal rights activists are in an uproar after McDonald's began serving a live frog on a bun. McDonald's countered charges of animal cruelty by pointing out that the frog is first stunned with a McTaser then forced to listen to Barry Manilow...
Read full storySat Nav Drives Farmer to Ruination
A livid Lincolnshire farmer is today blaming sat nav as the reason he is now out of business. Yokel, Faramir Giles, has blasted the in-car high-tech devices as evil beyond belief for what they did to "him and his"...
Read full storyHome Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled
There's lots of reasons, most are different than mine, for homeschooling your children. Since, it isn't just me who loaths the violence we see everyday on the TV and the mass medium.
Read full storyPotholes and Potheads in Tangipahoa: The Birthplace of Britney Spears
KENTWOOD, La. - The Town of Kentwood's Road Maintenance Crew took a working vacation last week as they attended the Potholes and Potheads Conference in Poughkeepsie, New York.
Read full storyWe Don't Love Love Island
The cat's out of the bag about the worst-kept secret in TV. ITV has decided to scrap 'Celebrity Love Island'...
Read full storyKremlin cock-a-hoop at London poisoned chalice fracas
Moscow - (AssoCIAted Messki): Sources close to Russian Federation's National Poisons Unit are said to be cock-a-hoop today at the massive publicity generated by ex-KGB spook Alexander Litvinenko's death-bed claims that Tony Blair dropped a le...
Read full storyNew Orleans Transplant Opens Glitter Works
DURHAM - New Orleans transplant, Alison Acorn opened a glitter factory last month in her new hometown of Durham. Acorn, 36, said that she was tired of having to use basic colors instead of the ones that she really wanted to use for her costumes, so s...
Read full storyEuro MEPs Outlaw National Dance
More meddling looks set to be likely at the hands of Brussels mandarins and satsumas. The Spoof understands that draft European legislation is being checked out by Euro MEPs with an eye to bringing it in pronto.
Read full storyMarino throws a pass towards the white house
Former NFL quarterback Dan Marino is thinking about running not for a touchdown, but for the presidency of the United States in 2008.
Read full storyGolf Unknown Eclipses Tiger Woods' Grand Slam Win with Single Stroke
NEW YORK - As soon as Tiger Woods won his seventh consecutive PGA Grand Slam of Golf title with a two-stroke victory over Jim Furyk, and was set to enter the 2007 season following a phenomenal string of six straight PGA Tour victories, everyone in go...
Read full storyHallucinogenic mushrooms give super powers, says doctor
The world renowned controversial surgeon, Dr Ian M. Afraud, who made the first vaginal transplant, the eye on the forehead implant, and created the marijuana room to cure asthma, is now saying that hallucinogenic mushrooms can cure anything from comm...
Read full storyStud finder finds stud in wall
Mark Armond, 34 and a hairdresser by day, was shocked today by the results of using a tool which had heretofore never affected his day to day hammering.
Read full storyiPod to come with digital love sensor
Apple are set to launch a new iPod with an interesting add-on accessory - the digital love sensor. The sensor fits into the USB connector and assesses your ability to be a lover.
Read full storyOne For The lads
Lads Mags are a force for evil. That's what we're being told now by a bunch of liberal do-gooders.
Read full storyEx-BBC Actors Scammed by fake ITV contracts
Today The Spoof can exclusively reveal that police have discovered a soap star smuggling scam. It's thought that there is a 'Mr Big' on the set of EastEnders who is making a fortune out of taking poor unfortunate actors at the end of thei...
Read full storyOprah Slaps the Living Crap Out of Clay Aiken
Clay Aiken, MISTAKENLY thinking that he could shush Oprah Winfrey the way he did Kelly Rippa of Regis And Kelly found out the hard way which star in the heavens shines the brightest when he woke up in a New York City ICU unit asking for mama...
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