Rental Car

Funny story written by King David

Friday, 24 November 2006

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Rental Car

You could seduce me into a heap of shameful debt
Your lines could reduce me
into doing something I may regret
When I take you for a drive on the town
It's hard to resist your siren song
is such a sweet sound
Though you're loaded and I'm not that's ok
I'll just enjoy taking advantage of you for the day
Though you're leaving and I know we'll have to part
You got a sister hangin' out on the lot

(chorus) Around this town we'll go
some roads fast some roads slow
Never have to go that far
To find the backseat of somebody's car

I could take you to all of my friends
They'd fall in love and want to go for a spin
I could take you to the drive-in some night
And park you somewhere out of the light
I could buff you and make your chrome shine
And blow your engine out when we're on a ride
You could hold me and contain me like a friend
And when your low I could fill you up again.


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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