Mariah Carey Vs Mary Carey
Mary Carey, noted porn star, and former governor of California hopeful filed for a copyright on her fellatio technique.
Read full storyMonument to Honor Brown, Ford and Hussein
For Immediate Release: (December 29, 2006); Barnwell, South Carolina Visitors and Convention Bureau has announced plans for a memorial statue to feature their native son abandoned by his parents there, James Brown; the former US President, Gerald For...
Read full storyTower of London prepares for crop of New Year's inmates
Tower Hill - (Ass Mess): The Yeomen of the Guard are busy getting the dungeons ready deep under the Tower of London for a New Year's Day surprise for House of Mountbatten's Hellfire Club elders with a unique detention suite in the sewage repr...
Read full storySaddam Death Sentence Deemed Morally Just under Medieval UK law.
In a bid to justify the execution of the former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, the British Government has had no choice but to turn to some of England's un-repealed medieval laws.
Read full storyTragedy! - Blair is the new Bee Gee
Prime Minister Tony Blair was sensationally unveiled today as the new member of squeaky-voiced disco icons the Bee Gees. As he arrived for his well-publicised holiday at Robin Gibb's luxury Florida mansion, few commentators realised the true reas...
Read full storyAstrologers predict Roddick will never win Wimbledon
Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): UK Astrologers have joined internet spread-betting website Aintgottaprayer.com in predicting that US tennis player Andy Roddick is more likely to take up competitive crochet than ever win the Wimbledon Men's Tennis champio...
Read full storyAlligator Wrestling With The Stars Debuts on FOX
In the vein of the hit show "Dancing With The Stars" FOX took the Teacher/Student relationship to the next level by pairing trained alligator wrestlers with Hollywood celebrities. Ed O'Neil (Al Bundy) was one of the first stars...
Read full storyPope to allow oral sex for priests
Vatican City (AP) Priests all over the world celebrated as Pope Benedict XVI announced today that Catholic priests will now be allowed to receive fellatio and administer cunnilingus. This is in keeping with the Pope's "modernization" of...
Read full story2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth
(New York--NY) Britney Spears, the most searched female on the web, will be locked in competition with Jessica Simpson, the most gassy female on the web starting January 12, when VaFa, an art gallery in New York City, will publicly unveil a sculpture...
Read full storyRabies reported at Predator Chapel Ranch
Crawford, Texas - (Ass Mess): Worried Department of Homeland Insecurity officials are probing reports that the Staten Island, NY rabies outbreak originated at Predator Chapel Ranch, the Bush family residence in Crawford after a number of Whore on Ter...
Read full storyAmerican Trophy Wife Discovered #1 Cause of Stress-Related Illnesses Among American Males
This may come to you as a surprise and you may not want to believe it, but a team of scientists working for the High-fivsor corporation today proved in an amazing study that the number one cause of all stress-related diseases for the American male wa...
Read full storyRace Of Elvis Looky Likeys To Take Over The World
For some years now sightings of Elvis Presley have been thin on the ground. One time there was scarcely a day that went by when the King wasn't spotted somewhere or other.
Read full storyHospital Consultant Warns World To End New Year's Day
A nutter from Leicester has chained himself to his garden railings and has proclaimed that the world will end on January 1st at 6.30pm.
Read full storySaddam death by stoning: Pope pleads for mercy
Vatican City - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratinger has issued an official plea for Saddam's death sentence to be commuted to life imprisonment with hard labour in one of the Pontifical Office's maximum security latrines located under the city...
Read full storyArchives: Bush's JFK Irish visit death threats
Shergar, Co Louse - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Irish government has released official classified documents about President John F Kennedy's June 1963 visit to Dublin showing that the Gardai received telephone threats from 'a Mr George Bush' v...
Read full storyHillary Clinton Claims She's Black
Hillary Clinton has brought a new twist to the contest to be Democratic presidential candidate by declaring she is black.
Read full storyNew Series, "Wives of the Satirists" To Air on the BBC
In the same tradition of Alistair Cooke's, Master-baiters Theater comes a new tradition, "Wives of the Satirists" to air this Sunday night on the BBC (Blue Balls for Cornelius). Wives featured on the new series, "Wives of the Satirists" will be the neglected wife of Duff, Mark Foley a.k.a. Lola boyfriend of the President, Queen Udder and Connie Booth.
Read full storyPresident Gerry Ford; Portrait of A Common Man
In the wake of the 38th president being buried this weekend, people all over the world have been remembering this great man. One of the things that reporters here at The Spoof want to focus on is this man's great appeal to the co...
Read full storyChelsea Team Rocked By Mystery Illness
Chelsea Football Club are currently investigating a breakout of a mystery illness which is being described by officials as "highly Contagious".
Read full storyLocal Man Proof Reads Three To Death
A 58 Year old man has been arrested in connection to three deaths in the Dudley Area, West Midlands. The victims, Susan Baker 34, Jim Jones 25 & Kathryn Smith 50 were all found dead in their workplace at a local printing firm based in Dudley. Eye wit...
Read full storyRejoice! Pauline's Not Leaving EastEnders After All
In a shock move, BBC TV Execs are having a re-think about Pauline Fowler's departure from Eastenders.
Read full storyFox Hunting Ban A Complete Success Says Minister
The Government is hailing its anti-fox-hunting legislation as a complete success after as few 320,000 thousand hunt enthusiasts met on Boxing Day as usual.
Read full storyNBA Fans Demand More Brawls
The NBA has not had any brawls since the December 16 dustup in New York, and bored fans are beginning seek their thrills elsewhere. Television viewership peaked when the Nuggets and Knicks had their slugfest, but has been dropping steadily ever sinc...
Read full storySerpent, Snow White, Others Comment on Apple Computer's Stock Option Troubles
Wall Street is not the only place in the world rampant with talk about the latest difficulties at the computer giant.
Read full storyGovernment to Deny NHS Treatment to the Sick
The sick could be prevented from having priority NHS treatment unless they become well, under new laws being considered by the Labour Government.
Read full storyUS to Rid World of Polar Bear Threat.
The United States of America has in the past been reluctant to acknowledge the scientific community's view that global warming is not just a natural geographical event. Until now the America leadership has denied that it is a situation that manki...
Read full storyParis, Britney, Nicole, and Others Offer New Year's Resolutions
It is a tradition as old as time to make New Year's Resolutions that will not last much past January. As in year's past, Hollywood's personalities, along with government officials, have released their resolutions for the new year: The Spoof has g...
Read full storyUse Lemon Grass, George
December 29, Taxes - Bush said that he needs more time for consultation before he finalizes and announces the new Iraqi policy.
Read full storyFDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans
(Washington, DC) Following up its announcement that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned animals, the FDA today announced that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned humans.
Read full storyChevy Chase Wants To Play Gerald Ford at Funeral
With the passing this week of former United States President Gerald Ford, the country mourns and family and members, along with government representatives, begin planning the state funeral. A volunteer from California has surprised everyone and step...
Read full storyDeath Star Onion Explodes; Cyberspace Smells Like A Giant Onion
In striking news today, loud music was heard apparently after a great explosion in cyberspace that rocked the galaxy far and wide. The music playing was identified as the song of an old, 70's British Rock Band named The Kinks, one of onl...
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