Tower Hill - (Ass Mess): The Yeomen of the Guard are busy getting the dungeons ready deep under the Tower of London for a New Year's Day surprise for House of Mountbatten's Hellfire Club elders with a unique detention suite in the sewage reprocessing plant specially reserved for Camilla, the IRA's greatest ever cuckoo implant and grand-daughter of Soviet tyrant Nikita Khrushchev. Likewise her blood parents Sir Geoffrey Howe and Lily 'The Gilded Lily' Safra.
Years of painstaking planning have also seen UK Prime Monster Tony Blair and his gargoyle wife Cherry Bush QC despatched to the self-mockery of a winter holiday with the Bee Gees' Robin Gibb at Tampax Beach, Florida where they have become the butt of international derision for their choice of Global Piss Process holiday hosts.
And now the scene is set for the entire fascist cast of lunatic royal impersonators, politicians and members of the so called aristocracy to self-implode in a sting operation to round them all up and out them as crack-dealing IRA apparatchiks of the Bush Family cocaine cartel in DC.
A rapid treason trial is then scheduled for January before all these delightful so-called A-list celebs are given the choice of permanent re-location to a suburb of Baghdad, Khandahar or.... voluntary self-immolation on a pyre of Deadly Telegraph back-copies.
Queen Elizabeth's ashes will then be returned to her lawful next of kin George Bush Senior, in Midland, Texas while Cherie Bush's 1970s marriage certificate of her only legal wedding - to George Bush Junior - will be the first exhibit in their 9/11 genocide trial.
And a very merry new year will be had by all!
