Mary Carey, noted porn star, and former governor of California hopeful filed for a copyright on her fellatio technique.
Mariah was furious with Mary because she learned the lick and swirl from Mariah.
Mariah believes the public could be confused between the names Mariah and Mary they are so similar. Mariah, Mary. Mary, Mariah yes confusing indeed.
"The only reason that bitch is in porn is because of me and my chops", stated Mariah
Mary denies ever using Mariah's fellatio teachings but instead accuses Mariah of stealing her head giving talents.
Hey, my stuff's on DVD for the whole world to see, said Mary, do you really think I'd need that skank's chops to get guys off?
Mariah contends they both tag teamed their breast enhancement doctor and that is where Mary stole her style.
Outside observers tend to think Mariah could learn as thing of two from Mary, she is the more conservative dresser of the two.
This is sure to be a sloppy decision for some judge somewhere.
From the desk of
Buck E FIlbert
Dec 29 2006
