New DIY Breast Implants for those on the NHS
Those who suffer daily embarrassment due to the size of their small breasts will soon be able to participate in a brand new scheme from the NHS.
Read full storyRock 'n Roll Hall Of Scam?
The rock and roll comeback band wagon trundles ever onward. First it was Take That then the Daleks but now in a remarkable new twist tickets to see Buddy Holly live in Manchester went on sale today.
Read full storyBeans Meanz...Look Out Missus!
"Oops! That's torn it" - That was the chilling phrase that mum of two Doreen Plectrum heard when she least wanted to.
Read full storyCelebrity obstetrics career move for world's tallest man
Fushun, China - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The world's tallest man, a 2.36m Mongolian herdsman nicknamed Lurch by his Himalayan pals, looks set for a glittering career move into the unfathomable world of celebrity obstetrics after his historic life-s...
Read full storyBurrell Butles Way To New Career
In an astonishing turnaround former Royal Butler, Paul Burrell, has announced that he intends to stop bumming a living from the memory of lady Di and to go back to butling.
Read full storyShameful Shocker: Identity of Dolphin Diner Disclosed - World's Tallest Man Fin Fiend!
Beijing - Contrary to earlier reports, the diner who ate the last remaining Chinese white dolphin - or bajji - was not a westerner but was, in fact, Bao Xishun, the 7 foot nine inch herder from Inner Mongolia. Bao, the world's tallest man, attem...
Read full storyNew Darling Duo Very Much In Demand
Judging by the amount of column inches of coverage in The Spoof alone, then paparazzi are near wetting themselves to get the showbiz picture of the century.
Read full storyKim Jong-Il Sworn in as UN Chief
The United Nations has surprised the world by making North Korean leader Kim Jong Il their eighth Secretary-General. The controversial figure is said to be "delighted" by the news and has said he wants to make "bringing back communism&...
Read full storyThe King of Rock n' Roll dies from a urinary tract infection aged 71.
Elvis Aron Presley, known to his multitude of fans as simply Elvis, died last night peacefully in his sleep at his home in Memphis, Tennessee.
Read full story'Happy Feet The Musical' Opens in Buffalo
Imagine 13,000 real-life break-dancing penguins out in the isles where you're trying to enjoy the show .. 13,000 penguins knocking over buttered popcorn, chowing down on your Junior Mints causing all kinds of Gomer Pyle gone Wild mayhem. Enter
Read full storyWhat A Carry On - Frankie's back
Derek Acorah, the only TV psychic whose name rhymes with an Indian starter, is today counting the cost of having summoned up the spirit of funny man, the late Frankie Howard.
Read full storyThief Robs Bank using Wii Game Controller
The last thing Chase Bank teller Lana Tam heard before waking up in ICU was, "OK Nobody MOVE I've got a WII controller and I'll use it!". Tam telling her story to Phoenix reporters recounted yesterday's robbery where a lone non-...
Read full storyJoy of Hex: Wiccans launch their own video game
New York, NY - (Ass Mess): Fed up with the pandemic of patriarchal TheoCon claptrap that has infiltrated the video-game market, a group of Manhattan Wiccans has launched their very own game where players defeat the forces of Fundamentalism by hexing...
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