Judging by the amount of column inches of coverage in The Spoof alone, then paparazzi are near wetting themselves to get the showbiz picture of the century.
The man who snaps the pic can virtually name his price and retire, never more to have to hassle the world of celebrity and make a feckin nuisance of himself.
And what is that picture the world is clamouring for?
It's the new celebrity couple of Britney's Vagina and Uri Geller's knob.
That shifty looking long haired bloke who's on BBC's Airport and spends his day hanging round Heathrow trying to speak to big stars told us:
"Whoever gets that one is the kiddie. He'll never need to work again"
Yesterday there were 6478 photographers waiting outside Woolworthses in Dulwich when a report, subsequently found to be wrong, went round saying that the couple were in there picking up a few late items of Christmas shopping.
A spokesman for the store told us:
"We've got great deals on large tins of Cadbury's Roses and our pick and mix is very reasonably priced"
The Spoof says; if you get a chance then why not snap the 'Dream Couple' on your mobile and earn yourself a fortune.
