Written by Duff

Friday, 15 December 2006

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Burrel started out as a court jester and worked his way up the ladder

In an astonishing turnaround former Royal Butler, Paul Burrell, has announced that he intends to stop bumming a living from the memory of lady Di and to go back to butling.

The big scaredy-cat who was seen by millions blubbing at the sight of creepy-crawlies on a TV reality show told The Spoof:

"Enough is enough and even I have some principles. There's only so much you can milk from any given situation and to be honest I think I've hit the wall here"

Prince William commented:

"He was a rock for the Queen of Hearts and we must thank him for that. My mum, on the other hand, couldn't stand the sight of him" before His Highness added sagely:

"Bloody good job he's packed it in 'cos if he was still around when I become King, giving it all that old moody, then I would push for hanging drawing and quartering him at the very least, before sticking his head on a spike in front of Buck House"

The Ace of Spades was not available for comment but the five of diamonds did say:

"Well that's Paul for you. You'd never know what he'd be up to next, he's the joker of the pack quite honestly and will play whatever hand he's dealt"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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