Beans Meanz...Look Out Missus!

Funny story written by Duff

Friday, 15 December 2006

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Look out!

"Oops! That's torn it" - That was the chilling phrase that mum of two Doreen Plectrum heard when she least wanted to.

Doreen had been shopping in Tescoses Peterborough when suddenly she found herself below a mountain of baked bean tins. Store manager, Mahogany Gasppipe, takes up the tale:

"We were trying for the world's biggest baked bean tin pyramid when Doreen happened to walk by. Suddenly one of her little kiddies stumbled and fell against the pile. It was just like something you'd see happening in somewhere like a...a... supermarket!" laughed Mr Gaspipe.

The goatee-bearded overgrown schoolboy then went on to tell how Doreen had been 'enveloped' in an avalanche of canned goods just after her kiddie had bumped against the pile. That in turn caused Roger, who was building the pile, to utter the immortal line: "Oops! That's torn it"

Mrs Plectrum was going to sue but the store has kindly offered her a week's free supply of lard by way of compensation and Doreen is more than delighted by the generous offer.

"I didn't know what to say at first but then when I thought it over I knew that it was way better than I could have expected by having my day in court" she commented.

The Spoof can now report that after her experiences Doreen's certainly bean to Hell and back and that it's mushy peas on toast in the Plectrum household from now on.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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