Identity of BT Bidder Revealed
Shares in the UK telecommunications giant BT Group rose this morning four per cent on reports that the ex government owned utility could soon become a takeover target.
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President Bush made a visit to Los Angeles today, seeking assistance in capturing well-known terrorist Osama Bin Laden. In a speech before a GOP audience, Bush stated his intention to locate a good "crack commando unit" willing to be hired by someone...
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It's April in Paris. It's also close to the birth of highly anticipated Hollywood 'superbaby' Pitt Jr. Brangelina - the name sounds like a breakfast cereal - decided to have the child in Paris as a tribute to Jolie's Mom, Michelle...
Read full storyBush buys Mazda's new "pot smuggler" minivan
WASHINGTON - President Bush invested Monday in a Stasher, Mazda's new "pot smuggler" minivan model, and he confirmed plans to hit the road for spring break this year, his first such trip in three years.
Read full storyBush Sells More U.S. Cities
President George "Dubbya" Bush was accused this morning in the New York Times, for arranging to sell U.S. cities to Islamic nations for large sums of cash, oil and a lifetime supply of pretzels. Suspicions arose after the Associate Mess; an undergro...
Read full storyKofi Annan Endorses Mugabe Plan
Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe has introduced a UN resolution proposing senior individuals from an independent group of countries be appointed to ensure there is no repeat of the fiasco leading to an un-elected US president.
Read full storyHoward Stern Indicted by Aliens!
For the once self-proclaimed "King of all Media," his recent departure from the stifling rules that go with terrestrial-bound towers to the unbridled excitement promised by satellite transmission is proving, regrettably, even more exciting than even...
Read full storySpoof writer disappears from Seattle hospital
Seattle, Washington - It was suppose to be just an over night, short-stay, follow up visit… it turned out to be any thing but….
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