Iranians Sapping & Impurifying America's Precious Bodily Fluids.
Sources in the Pentagon this week have told reporters that America's military concern with Iran is about more than mere nuclear proliferation. According to these sources, the Defense Department identified Iran as a threat nearly two years ago, when i...
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Arafat was promised peerage
London, Monday 10 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): Downing Street distanced itself today from continuing press reports that PLO leader Yasser Arafat bankrolled the Labour Party's 1997 general election landslide win with a series of loans and bur...
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George W. Bush Taken Into Custody
Washington DC -- George W. Bush's presidency came to a sensational, ignominious and premature end today after witnesses reported seeing him running amuck through the corridors of the Whitehouse.
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White House Announces New Immigration Policy
Washington D.C. -- With new immigration legislation deadlocked in Congress, the White House today announced that immigration policies will now be decided by a joint Homeland Security Agency/FEMA/NSA panel to be named by President George W. Bush.
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