Bush v. Nature... It's War!
Washington, D.C. -- In a shock statement just released from the White House, President George W. Bush is about to petition Congress to declare war on Mother Nature in the next stage of his war against terror. Nine days after Hurricane Katrina hit t...
Read full storyBig Oil: What Goes Up Won't Come Down!
OIL RICH, TX - Closed-door sessions are underway with Big Oil rallying after the unexpected successful use of Hurricane Katrina as an excuse to raise crude oil and fuel prices to unprecedented highs. Now the game is on to see that they stay that way.
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Gets Behind Gay Soldiers To Give Them a Little Push
The Bush Administration, concerned at the dramatically falling enlistment levels in it's military forces, is re-visiting the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy of the Clinton Administration. The feeling is that the Armed Forces are losing many valuable sol...
Read full storyLarry King Dead
New York, NY - In stunning disclosure during yesterday's broadcast of "Larry King Live" on CNN, host Larry King acknowledge that he was dead and had been for the past eight years. CNN immediately cut to commercials and returned from the break with a...
Read full storyAcademics Solve Life's Great Mysteries
A massive, 12-year research project by Indian academics has answered some of life's lingering imponderables.
Read full storySuperdome Offers Rare Glimpse of Early Human Social Behavior
New Orleans, Louisiana -- The Superdome is offering Paleontologists a rare glimpse at what life was like for early hominids such as Neanderthal. As more and more refugees flock to the building scientists are becoming more and more excited about the a...
Read full storySix Castaways Rescued from Gilligan's Island after 39 Years
Polynesia -- Six castaways from the SS Minnow, which went missing in a typhoon in 1964, were reportedly rescued by a Taiwanese fishing vessel today after signals from a makeshift radio were received. A seventh passenger, actor Bob Denver, reportedly...
Read full storyLance Armstrong Comeback Threat 'Roid Rage?
Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, apparently unaware the French are already pissed off at him, George Bush, and "Everything else American including Wonderbread'" today announced the possibility of his riding a...
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