Is Yoko still bitter about Beatles stuff?
LONDON -- Yoko Ono accepted a Q Award on behalf of her late husband, John Lennon recently and at a press conference some people think she took a dig at Lennon's Beatles band mate Paul McCartney.
Read full storyWayne Rooney - "Don't Call Me Postmodern!"
Soccer starlet Wayne Rooney today insisted he is a reflective-eclecticist following recent newspaper allegations that he had embraced the tenet of (19th century philosopher) Friedrich Nietzsche in his role as the grandfather of Postmodernism.
Read full storyCatholic Church Poised to Add New Sins To Top Seven
Vatican City, Rome -- Precipitated by the recent passing of Pope John Paul II, the Catholic church is currently in the process of re-evaluating its role in the modern world. While the College of Cardinals are presently in seclusion choosing a new Pop...
Read full storyRecent Accidents in London and Paris Linked To American Eating Habits
London, UK, and Paris, France--Two recent accidents in London and Paris have been linked to Americans' eating habits but fortunately did not result in deaths or injuries.
Read full storyViagra Mailing Lists Seized by Police
Lawyers are coming down hard on all those who have bought illegal versions of the impotence drug Viagra.
Read full storyNRA Members to get Special Hunting License
WASHINGTON, NRA Headquarters - In an effort to secure the United States from further terrorist activity and keep the nation safe from terrorism, President George W. Bush today announced a plan in conjunction with the Office of H...
Read full storyNew Orleans Police Release "Cops Gone Wild!" Video
Jefferson Parish -- Those fun-lovin' New Orleans Police have figured out a way to make crime pay -- not with kickbacks, or corruption, but with a "Cops Gone Wild!" video showing clips of suspects being beaten, reporters being threatened...
Read full storyGM Downsizing SUV Offerings
DETROIT (AP) General Motors announced a total downsizing of its entire fleet of SUVs. The once profitable SUV monsters have become harder to sell to customers who cannot afford high gas prices. Over the past few years the size, weight, and gas consu...
Read full storyPretender and alibi in 9/11 shrine pilgrimage
Clarence House , London 10 October 2005 -(Associated Mess): Details are released today of the forthcoming Haj tour by the Pretender to the Throne to the shrine of his greatest US personal achievement in next month's official visit to Ground Zer...
Read full storyHarriet Miers: Every day is Halloween
Washington (Spoof News). President Bush has accidentally nominated his White House counsel, Harriet Miers, to be the newest Supreme Court justice, effectively replacing the retiring Sandra Day O'Connor.
Read full story1737 Fans Die Of Boredom During 18-Inning Braves - Astros Game
HOUSTON - The city of Houston ran out of ambulances and there was no room at the morgue after more than 1800 fans died of boredom during an 18-inning game between the Atlanta Braves and Houston Astro's. Unaware that an attempt was being made to...
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