Jennifer Aniston is GQ's Man of the Year
Jennifer Aniston has been chosen as "Man of the Year" by GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly) Magazine. Her selection for this honor has begun speculation that:...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Uses The Ladies Room
Michael Jackson entered the ladies room of a Middle Eastern shopping mall, put on some make-up at the mirror, and left. Afterwards, he said that he had not understood the symbol on the door and was confused by it. Jackson explained that his visit t...
Read full storyMany Cooks Turn Out Superb "Unspoilt" Broth
Flying in the face of proverbial cliche, 14 chefs from the Madison Hotel, Albany, Winsconsin, produced what many hotel customers described as "one of the best broths I have ever tasted".
Read full storyGeorge Bush Isolated in White House, Feels Betrayed, Doesn't Allow Visitors or Speak Much
WASHINGTON (AP)--President George Bush apparently feels betrayed by all of his most senior aides and advisors and now lives in isolation in the Oval Office where he has moved a cot in to sleep on, according to concerned White House staff.
Read full storyMath teacher narrowly escapes lynch mob
PEQUOT, SD --- Chanting "Die, die, die," the crowd of rage-maddened parents watched Pequot High School teacher Jake Rodham's house burn to the ground. The twenty-year teaching veteran, a math instructor in the controversy-riddled South Dakota school...
Read full storyRelationship Experts Describe Types of Extramarital Affairs
Los Angeles, CA--Relationships experts have long known that women have extramarital affairs for various reasons, including empowerment, self-esteem, and true love. But a recently published and more in-depth analysis of infidelity indicates that there...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush to Insurgents: "We're Coming For You!"
President George W. Bush has issued his sternest warning yet to insurgents: to lay down their weapons and work with him or face military retribution. The warning was met with scorn by anti-Bush forces in Boston, New York, Chicago and San Francisco, w...
Read full storyViagra's new marketing icon: Charles Lindbergh
New York. Madison Avenue is working overtime to counter the negative press recently associated with the use of Viagra, the darling drug of Pfizer. Although it is considered to be risky, Pfizer's advertising firm, Scaley LLC, has chosen a dea...
Read full storyPrince Charles- "My Twin Passions, Homeopathy and Infidelity."
Prince Charles has spoken of his desire to spread the word on the benefits of homeopathy and his unbridled enjoyment of infidelity.
Read full storySchwarzenegger Wins Oscar for 'Best Actor' for Role as 'The Governor'
At the gala, star-studded Academy Awards ceremony, Arnold Schwarzenegger received the coveted Oscar for the category of "Best Actor", for his acting role as Governor of California. When Schwarzenegger first began his term as governor, he knew less...
Read full storyBush military records NOT destroyed: UN Chief
(Washington, Riters) The UN Security Council Secretariat has issued a damning denial of an Associated Press story in the international media this week concerning the "missing, presumed destroyed" military records of President George Bush J...
Read full storySigourney Weaver Considers Early Man
Early humans living alongside great apes may have gained a competitive evolutionary advantage by embracing a primitive form of the Atkins diet, according to new research published this week by the University of Southern California.
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