Laziest animals to date...
Today in parks around the US, a study done by the reserchers of animal studys found, that nearly half of animals in parks, homes, and even zoos, have been "smoked up". Among the boxes of pictures and video footage, there studies may make wa...Read full story
Bush Blames Nation's Problems on Justice League; Calls on Marvel Superheroes to Fill Void
SARASOTA, FLORIDA - During a post Thanksgiving address to the Sarasota Christian Ladies' Rotary Club, President Bush placed blame for many of the issues which critics have accused his Administration of causing or mishandling squarely on the shoul...Read full story
Salsa Dancing Imperial Stormtroopers Rob Bank of America
DETROIT (AP) Seven Star Wars Episode zero Imperial "stormtroopers" today blasted their way out of a Detroit Bank of America absconding with over $850,000 in cash, $350,000 in bonds and a hostage teller named Mildred.Read full story
Cameron To Join Rolling Stones
The Conservative leadership candidate David Cameron has joined The Rolling Stones. Mr. Cameron has astonished the world of politics by defecting to The Stones due to "irreconcilable differences' with the Tory Party and a desire to "get back onto the...Read full story