U.S. Sends Jedis to Iraq
Washington D.C.- During a Department of Defense press conference on Friday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced that the United States would deploy it's brigades of Jedi Knights to the war in Iraq. "Only the Jedi can restore ord...
Read full storyEddie Albert sightings rampant in U.S.
GRAND MARSHALL, Texas -- Eddie Albert, the versatile actor on Broadway, in movies and on television, known most for his role on Green Acres, died at his home in the Pacific Palisades area of California recently.
Read full storyU.N. Sends Weapons Inspectors to U.S.
New York, NY- In a sweeping vote by the security council of the United Nations, a clear majority voted to send U.N. weapons inspectors to search the worlds largest democracy.
Read full storyTSA Screeners Confiscate Fruit Trees, Detain SNL Actor
This afternoon airport security screeners at a Florida airport detained two suspicious individuals and confiscated several mango trees that the pair attempted to smuggle through a security checkpoint.
Read full storyShe's not heavy, she's my lover.
Most people find love in the usual places. For example, in the modern age of the computer most people are satisfied with spending all of their waking hours trawling through seedy chat rooms in search of that someone special, after all people often sa...
Read full storyTop 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:
10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...
Read full storyFeds say Poodle brothers are notorious KGB plants
Washington DC, Saturday 28 May - (Rioters) Newly discovered archive documents at the Department for Homeland Insecurity show that for years and years the Justice Department has hidden the criminal records of George W Bush and his runt half-brother...
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WASHINGTON, DC (AP)-The nation has been rocked by the revelation that the notorious Bert has been a secret minister in the Administration of US President George W. Bush ever since the election of 2000, and the Sesame Street creature has been responsi...
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