President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

Funny story: President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...

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Draft Dodgers Putin and Bush Swap Success Stories

What better place for a couple of guys who managed to never put their lives in danger than to joke around at a memorial for millions who did? "Its pretty ironic, isn't it?" laughed Russian fun boy Vlad. "Yeah, me and my buddy George made Commander in...

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The Buzz: Hey Waiter, There's a Fly in my Campbell's Soup!

Funny story: The Buzz: Hey Waiter, There's a Fly in my Campbell's Soup!

The Daily Swill, Camden, NJ - Reacting to immense shareholder pressure to improve earnings, Campbell Soup Company, the world's largest soup manufacturer, announced the release of three revolutionary new insect flavored soups - Fly Lice, Mantis Noodle...

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Economy's signs of life worry Wall Street experts

Funny story: Economy's signs of life worry Wall Street experts

NEW YORK - A sharp rise in new jobs in April, 2005, may mean that more people will be working for a living, but some economists say this is not good news for stock market investors, many who don't work for a living.

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Blair: "I wont quit" - resignation imminent

Funny story: Blair: "I wont quit" - resignation imminent

Monday 9th May - London, England. Gordon Brown is believed to readying himself to make the short trip next door after his wife was spotted surreptitiously measuring the curtains at a recent Number 10 bash. Tony Blair's recent dismissal of cries f...

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Prince Harry's double begins army career - Harry sent to luxury holiday complex

Prince Harry has been smuggled to a luxury Mediterranean complex whilst his double will undertake the gruelling 5 week induction course at Sandhurst. The five-week initiation, described by Sandhurst itself as "five weeks of living hell" would have be...

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America Wakes Up - Rap Is Dead

Los Angeles, CA - Much to the chagrin of no talent posers and US advertising and recording industry executives, it appears that the music buying public has finally wised up and is no longer interested in purchasing any merchandise that has anything t...

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President Bush's tete a tete with Putin doesn't go well

Funny story: President Bush's tete a tete with Putin doesn't go well

WASHINGTON. May 9. President George W. Bush and his wife Laura flew back to Washington on Monday from an exhausting, and by all accounts, marginally successful series of meetings and ceremonies throughout Eastern Europe and Russia. The enti...

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Ask Your Doctor About Umbilicex.

Funny story: Ask Your Doctor About Umbilicex.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Paris Hilton are just a few of the big stars who have been taking Umbilicex for years. If you are one of the millions of people who are embarrassed by the appearance of your belly button, prescription strength Umbilice...

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