Mason denies claim of found fiancé Wilbanks
Duluth, Georgia - After a jaunt by plane, Jennifer Wilbanks was delivered back to Georgia where she was met by family and friends. Amongst of which was John Mason her Groom. John who, was worried the entire time of her absence, came face to face and...Read full story
Wilbanks to host new show, "The Amazing Chicken Race"
Duluth Georgia- After arriving back in her home town, Jennifer Wilbanks was instantly whisked away by officials who wanted to get their money's worth in publicity. Not before Jennifer could sign a TV contract for her own show. Fox was hot on her...Read full story
The Last Pope
(ASP-Allied Spoof Press)- Today reports are spreading like wildfire as the announcement made by Vatican Mathematicians that their initial calculations were made in error back in 1150 A.D. These numbers indicated originally that St. Malachy's pred...Read full story
Dreams are the answer, says study, to some question or other
BUTTRESS, Ala. -- The answer to many of your problems, says a study done about many of your problems, may be revealed in your dreams.Read full story
The smallest moments
In the smallest moments come the biggest opportunities. And knowing you, there are many small moments still ahead. In the most ordinary events and endeavors come the most extraordinary possibilities for joy. You missed them, right?...Read full story
Your expectations can make things more difficult for me than they would otherwise be if you didn't consider me a magician. Or they can make things go better than they would otherwise go for me if you just name me the sole person in your will.Read full story
Same-sex marriage--is it good, bad or what?
The problem with same-sex marriages is the sex of each person. Should we define marriage as a bond between two people who each have the same type of genitals or only as a union of different ones? And what about the genitalia-challenged people, where would they fit? For as long as there have been man and woman, the idea of having one mate has been endorsed. Mostly by women, of course, but t...Read full story
Wealthy people choose horses over gas-operated vehicles
DOLITTLE, Texas -- Gas prices rose so high today that even the wealthiest of Texans went back to riding horses for transportation.Read full story
Jennifer Wilbanks Escape By Greyhound
Well, so the bride had some issues and she hopped on a Greyhound bus heading for places unknown and ended up in Albuquerque. And instead of signing a prenuptial agreement, her fiancee had to take a lie detector test, which he passed, giving all a ren...Read full story
Planet outside solar system found, debated
NOMOKE, Oregon - Scientists say they have found a giant planet orbiting a distant star. One astronomer figures the planet is five times the mass of Jupiter, at least.Read full story
Marc Bolan: 21st Century Boy?
As retro crooner Tony Christie claims his sixth week at the top of the UK singles charts, keeping Elvis Presley in second place, speculation is growing that Marc Bolan could be next in line for a shot at 21st century stardom.Read full story
Jennifer Wilbanks will Plead Guilty to Conspiracy
DULUTH GEORGIA (AP) "Jennifer Wilbanks will plead guilty to conspiracy in her disappearance from her upcoming wedding," says Gwinnett District Attorney Danny Porter. "After reviewing all the particulars of this case, we brought in Jennifer...Read full story