Written by Kyle Emall

Monday, 2 May 2005

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Jennifer, or maybe not???

Duluth Georgia- After arriving back in her home town, Jennifer Wilbanks was instantly whisked away by officials who wanted to get their money's worth in publicity. Not before Jennifer could sign a TV contract for her own show. Fox was hot on her trail as she flew home, when they proposed to her (she didn't like that) the new show's gimmick. This is a reality based show that puts cold feet first. In order to be a contestant, one needs to be engaged and damned scared of it. They must come up with their own excuse where it will be executed one week before the wedding date. If the fiancé gives chase and finds the individual, then they lose, however if they can make it to the end of the race, with their significant other trailing in tow, then they get the main prize. What's the prize you say? It's a one week, all expense paid trip to Las Vegas by Greyhound. There they will get a free hair styling and plastic surgery as well as false credentials and new identity. By the time you are finished, the loser fiancé who was sad enough never to catch will never even recognize you!

Jennifer, signed the contract immediately, hoping that Fox would fly her out to Los Angeles immediately, but unfortunately the contract had to be reviewed by lawyers, where afterwards she would be contacted to start shooting the pilot. Wilbanks instantly responded, "Hey I got into bed with a Lawyer just to get this far, I don't want to get into bed with any more of them! Now get me out of here!"

That is when the police arrived to announce her custody for falsely reporting a crime. Her Hubby to be, John the Loser had this to say, "I think she just got scared after I gave her my side of the Pre-Nuptial agreement. It would have scared anyone I think, It's about the same size and thickness as the new government tax code! Once she has time to review it, which no she's got plenty of, I think she'll calm down a bit. Dad said this happened to him when he took mom to the Justice to do their wedding vows, he thought it was romantic, being a lawyer and all."

At which time John then started going into detail semantics that bored the covering reporters into wistful slumber, and made a somber retreat.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Georgia, contract

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