President Says He Approved Secret Spying to Nail His Enemies
WASHINGTON (Reuters)--President Bush today acknowledged that he had unlawfully authorized the National Security Agency to spy on American citizens and legislators "because they are all out to get me and I have to nail them first."...
Read full storyHumans With Mice Brain Cells Created
SAN JOSE - Researchers in California have created living humans with functioning mice stem cells in their brains. It is believed this will help humans understand why mice and rats have been willing to cooperate and sacrifice themselves in laboratori...
Read full story"Tookie" Williams Pays Pre-dawn Visit to Arnold Schwarzenegger
"TOOKIE! He's HEE-ah!" aides report the California governor yelling, screaming for his life before plummeting head-first down 3 flights of stairs fleeing...
Read full storyWhy the Indianapolis Colts Will Not Go Undefeated
The Indianapolis Colts are within three weeks of making NFL history by being the first professional American football team to go undefeated in a sixteen game season.
Read full storyBritney Spears Dumps Hubby Kevin
In a move not unexpected, Pop singer Britney Spears sent husband Keven Federline packing. Publicist Margaret Smith said that "Britney had enough of the playing around and the drinking and the immaturity. Now that they have a child, she needed...
Read full storyMan's Bathtub Rubber Ducky Lost In New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS - After being kept away for months from his multi-generational home in this flood ravaged city, Beaux Landry, 40, returned to find his bathtub rubber ducky had floated away when the floodwaters reached the second floor of his house.
Read full storyBush Declares 'Science Is Evil'
In an astonishing outburst against contemporary scientific methodology, President Bush has denounced its practice as ‘heretical’ and its practitioners as an ‘organization of ontological opponents of order’. The President brushed aside decorum and referred to modern science as the ‘biggest threat to an intelligent, enlightened, thinking culture since Aydolph Hilter’. As far as science has given...
Read full storyPat Robertson: "I Just Baptized Everyone On Mars"
VIRGINIA BEACH - On his 700 Club show, Pat Robertson announced that he had "just returned from Mars, where I baptized everyone on the red planet."...
Read full story"Where on earth would planet Earth BE without Bill Gates" opens way off Broadway
NEW YORK - Scores if not dozens braved sub-freezing temperatures and blowing snow to attend the premier opening of the new off Broadway play, "WHERE ON EARTH WOULD PLANET EARTH BE WITHOUT BILL GATES" hailed by some if not many to be the gre...
Read full storyCheney 'Member Of Illuminati'
US Senator Dick Cheney is the head of a secret society bent on World Domination, it was alleged yesterday. Senator Cheney, who is known within the clandestine outfit as ‘Illumined Arty' , has been a leading member of the group since his student days...
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