George Bush Chosen Worst US President Ever by CFR
WASHINGTON (UPI)-- President George W. Bush reacted with deep thankfulness at being chosen as the worst president ever of the United States by the Council on Foreign Relations Prize Committee.
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'No panic at Downing Street' as MI5 denies spying on latest Thatcher glory-boy
From our Special Correspondent at The Poodle Parlour, No 10 Downing Street, London SW1; Monday 5 December 2005 - (Associated Mess): The Prime Minister's personal private secretary issued a strongly worded statement this morning expressing Tony B...
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Google Patents Mind Search
(MSNBC) 40 minutes to game time .. YOU forgot where you put your Knicks tickets for tonight's playoff! Rushing over to your computer, popping open Google you frantically type .. "WHERE ARE MY KNICKS TICKETS?!".
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Medical Schools to Give Equal Time to Demonic Possession
Washington, DC. The American Medical Association (AMA) today caved in to Christian Fundamentalists who are upset with the monopoly that Pasteur's Germ Theory of Disease has had in medical school curricula for more than 100 years. The AMA, under p...
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Jennifer Lopez Favors Fruit Diet !
"My butt was getting way too big!" exclaimed Jennifer Lopez. The actress/singer -- also known as J-Lo to millions of fans - parked her well formed derriere on a comfortable chair in the offices of TheSpoof.com and began answering several qu...
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Tube train arrives on time - driver suspended
London Underground were at the centre of yet another embarassment today after one of its trains arrived on time, bringing yet more misery to the capital...
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Food Allergens A Hoax
A shocking report released yesterday by controversial nutritionalist, Professor Sol T. MacAdamias, claims that food allergens are a hoax, like Piltdown Man and Hitler's Diaries.
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Carrot Eating Flying Fish Spotted By Hubble Telescope
At last, the Hubble Telescope has proved its enormous cost as last night the top secret researchers have at last found something new and completely different from the usual Aliens on Mars. In fact, the Research team has at last found some really top...
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Saddam Hussein's Secret Prison Interview with Martin Bashir to Air on FOX
(FOX NEWS) Pentagon officials are scrambling to figure out, as Donald Rumsfeld put it,"How Martin Bashir of all people" could break into a level 5 maximum security U.S. military prison in Baghdad and interview, videotape and record Saddam H...
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