Bush Not Honest and Resembles Richard Nixon Say Polls
WASHINGTON - No Americans now think President George Bush or any member of the Republican Party are honest according to recent public opinion polls.
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(HMP Belmarsh, London) Lawyers representing the prolific children's writer JK Rowling arrived today under armed police escort at the UK's No 1 maximum security prison HMP Belmarsh to visit their client who was arrested at dawn yesterday foll...
Read full storySeverely deformed wildlife found outside of White House
Washington - Several tourist visiting the capital this week, have reported seeing very strange deformed rodents, possibly squirrels, (by most accounts) running around outside, on the White House lawn.
Read full storyScotland Adrift - Full Emergency
EDINBURGH - Emergency services have been put on full alert as news is breaking that Scotland has broken away from it's moorings and is adrift somewhere in the North Sea.
Read full storyRumsfeld Creates Secret Legislature To Replace US Congress
Buoyed by the successful creation of a secret Defense Department intelligence agency, DoD Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has created a secret legislature as well. Just as the secret Defense intelligence organization supercedes the CIA, the new so-calle...
Read full storyBush Announces Shutdown of Land Grant Universities
Washington, DC. - In a speech before the Republican Congress on Friday, George Bush announce the first in a series of drastic steps to cut the skyrocketing national deficit. He announced that federal funding of all land-grant universities in the coun...
Read full storyWoman Who Scalped Teen Objects to Mislabeling
BOISE, ID --- Call it a temper problem. Call is a misplaced sense of moral values. But you better be careful what you call women around 26 year-old Marianne Dahle. She'll scalp you. For real! Just ask her young friend "Sheila". And now that she is in...
Read full storyTeacher Fired After Discovery of No Sexual Misconduct
CINNCINNATI, OH--Teachers and students alike at Hughes High School were shocked this week to learn that Senior math teacher Jenny Mayfield was found to not be sexually involved with any student on campus.
Read full storyAirline Gropester Appeals to Schwarzenegger
Sacramento-- A business executive sentenced on Thursday to seven years in prison for groping a woman seated next to him on a commercial airline flight has reportedly sent a request for pardon to California governor Ahnold Schwarzenegger.
Read full storyKathy Hilton Brags About Paris, Nickie and Nicole--Her Media Triplets
Hollywood, Paris, Vegas, New York and Anywhere There Is A Hilton---Kathy Hilton, the alleged den mother to Paris, Nicky and Nicole, the all hearty party girls and media role models, and the gracious hostess to corporate moguls from all over and full...
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