Paris Hilton Had A Bad Week, Nicole Richie Says Its Her Own Fault, The Hussie!
Paris---Paris Hilton started the week by being caught by a paparazzi in the same knee length red geometric Diane von Furstenberg dress that America's Next Top Model finalist Brittany Brower wore. Clearly, this is a grossly unfashionable scenario for...Read full story
California Bans Flying Cars
Sacramento - In the wake of a deadly midair collision between a pair of flying bikes, California governor Ahnold Schwarzenegger today outlawed all flying cars and motorcycles. "The public is just not ready" said the Gropester. "If a...Read full story
Theory puts Peterson on the spot for people missing on fishing trips
NORTH BEACH, Calif. - Authorities searching for Olivia Newton John's boyfriend, Patrick Kim McDermott are now seriously concerned about his disappearance from a routine fishing trip a few weeks ago. A major theory has developed.Read full story
Aging Stones Rock Fenway
Boston -- Moss may not grow fat on a Rolling Stone, but the Stones themselves are "definitely growing older and fatter," said fans attending the Fenway Park opener of their latest tour. "Micks lips are saggier than my grandmother Nan...Read full story