Mission Control: Shuttle Repairs Likely to Go Over Written Estimate

Funny story: Mission Control: Shuttle Repairs Likely to Go Over Written Estimate

SPACE CENTER, Houston - Discovery astronaut and mobile mechanic Stephen Robinson disappointed Mission Control last week by announcing that the damage to the ship's thermal tile belly was more extensive than first thought and immediately re...

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Pat Robertson Prays, God Smacks Lynyrd Skynyrd

Funny story: Pat Robertson Prays, God Smacks Lynyrd Skynyrd

Pat Robertson, who has recently prayed away a hurricane and single…um…double-handedly prayed at least one conservative Supreme Court nominee within inches of the Court, had a divine misfire this week and accidentally smote Lynyrd Skynyrd. "I was aimi...

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Cindy Sheenan orders President Bush to dismantle NASA

Funny story: Cindy Sheenan orders President Bush to dismantle NASA

Cindy Sheehan, unsuccessful in her attempt to get President Bush to pull all troops out of Iraq and shut down the military as we know it today issued a new ultimatum .. "Dismantle NASA or else". CNN reporters asked Mrs Sheehan what "o...

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Verifying the Gender of Santa Claus

In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments: He’s a She...

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The First Date With My Wife, or My Way of Saying "None of Your Business" to My Friends

Funny story: The First Date With My Wife, or My Way of Saying "None of Your Business" to My Friends

I once went out to dinner and a movie with a very attractive and fun woman. It was a first date for the two of us and my first date in over a year. Several church and message board friends who knew of my date had asked me to e-mail them the results and tell them how everything went. What they really wanted to know, in teenage boy terms, was "what base did you get to?" With my p...

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Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

Funny story: Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

LIN DI LOO, Cambodia -- Cambodia's king has declared actress Angelina Jolie Queen of Cambodia for her conservation work in the poverty-stricken country and the king is encouraging other Hollywood stars to come to Cambodia and give lots of money...

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Hopelessly Inept Survivor Contestants Selected

Funny story: Hopelessly Inept Survivor Contestants Selected

Hollywood -- Desparate for ratings, Survivor producer Mark Burnett and host Jeff Probst today announced that 16 "hopelessly inept" contestants were selected for Survivor Guatemala. According to an inside source at CBS, not one of the cont...

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No Clowns Please, We're British...

Funny story: No Clowns Please, We're British...

Glastonbury Tor is being used as the global headquarters of a bizarre cult which aims to eradicate clown activity in the UK by 2015.

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World's Worst Actors to Appear in Movie Together

Funny story: World's Worst Actors to Appear in Movie Together

Listing Madonna, Keanu Reeves, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal, Anna Nicole Smith, and Adam Sandler together as a film cast might assure a film director of good box office, but it does not guarantee any acting awards. These pseudo actors, and s...

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Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton Join Cindy Sheehan's Protest While George Bush Uses Helicopter

Funny story: Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton Join Cindy Sheehan's Protest While George Bush Uses Helicopter

CRAWFORD, TEXAS (AP)-The protest by Cindy Sheehan against the Iraq war outside of the ranch of President George W. Bush grew much more complicated on Friday as the grieving mother was joined by First Lady Laura Bush and Senator Hillary Clinton who bo...

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'Guilty on All Counts' Saddam Receives 'Mega-Death' Sentence

BAGHDAD, IRAQ-Saddam Hussein, the recently deposed dictator of Iraq, hirsute hegamon, that vicious violator of human rights everyone loves to hate is about to become even more famous-or infamous, depending on how you look at it. Jurors in his ‘high c...

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Bush Says Cindy Sheehan is "Insurgent" with Weapons of Mass Destruction

Funny story: Bush Says Cindy Sheehan is "Insurgent" with Weapons of Mass Destruction

CRAWFORD, TX - In an unscheduled press conference, President Bush said his administration has uncovered "new intelligence" about Cindy Sheehan.

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Bush Sympathizes With Anti-War Protestor Cindy Sheehan

Funny story: Bush Sympathizes With Anti-War Protestor Cindy Sheehan

CRAWFORD, Texas-- The roadside antiwar vigil of Cindy Sheehan who lost a son in the Iraq war continued near the 16,000 acre ranch of George Bush, and it has drawn the sympathy of the American President.

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Lindsay Lohan Parent's Divorce To Be Nasty

Hempstead, New York---Lindsay Lohan, multi-talented star of "The Parent Trap" and "Mean Girls," and media icon to all sorts of Little Ladies, Young Women, Wild Child Dreamers, Hyped Up Everyday Wannabes and Teenage Drama Queens, is suffering through...

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