Intolerance is not Tolerated
Many people have been sacked from their jobs by a Sausageshire council simply on the basis of their surnames, in what has been described by councilors as "a move to promote secularism" and "bollocks" by towns folk.
Read full storyGiant Asteroid Wipes Out Entire Planet
We are standing in amongst the wreckage of a once fertile and thriving planet. Our sources inform us this planet was once home to billions of sentient beings, countless species of lower life forms and plants, as well as a multitude of ethereal...
Read full storyFCC Fines Big Bird $1 Million for a Misunderstanding
Washington DC - New FCC Chair Kevin J. Martin has said that he will tighten the FCC's reign over Radio and Television. Since Janet Jackson's "Wardrobe" Malfunction, over 8 Million Dollars in fines have been imposed by the FCC. Th...
Read full storyDrug Company Memo
1-2-05 Dave, the USFDA is getting our bottom line down by exposing some of our meds that have serious side affects and even death. I expect that our Prendex and Gripatrate will be pulled off the market soon. Can your team invent a new disease or som...
Read full storyStudy Shows Relationship Between Sex and Violence
Mishawaka,WI: Sixth grader Anthony Russell is one angry pre-adolescent; in fact he's stark raving mad. His fits of rage have landed him in the principal's office 35 times this year setting a new Astoria Middle School record. While teac...
Read full storyNuclear proliferation Treaty Revised
British Prime Minster Tony Blair and US President George W Bush have decided to revise the Nuclear Proliferation Treaty in the light of renewed terrorist activity.
Read full storyDietary Breakthrough - New Technology ‘Cleanses' Food of Calories
Palo Alto, CA -- Chemical Engineers at the world famous All-You-Can-Eat Nutrition Research Laboratory 24/7 Drive-Through have perfected a procedure that will turn the diet and nutrition world upside-down: they've found a way to separate the foods we...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Releases Revised Republican Bible
WASHINGTON, DC (AP)-US President George W. Bush has elaborated on his cosmology and his new theory of "intelligent design" which is basically a rehashed version of Old Testament creationism. Bush has rewritten many passages of the Bible to reflect hi...
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