Mr Ed admits to using Steroids
Mr Ed, the talking horse, thought to be long dead admitted today that, 'YES' he, Ed, had inadvertently indeed back in the 1950's taken a crude form of Steroids.
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UNITED NATIONS, NYC (UPI)-The new US Ambassador John Bolton arrived at the United Nations in New York City on Wednesday wearing robes, a long beard, and apparently in a biblical frame of mind. He promptly summoned Kofi Annan to ascend to the top the...
Read full storyPalmeiro Claims Steroids Were 'Sinister Plot'
Baltimore -- Oriole slugger Rafael Palmeiro has lashed out at basically anyone within earshot for what he says were vicious acts aimed at drumming him out of baseball because he's so damn good! The acts, he claims, resulted in his 10-day suspension f...
Read full storyHurricanes Getting Pretty Strong Due to Global Warming
BOSTON (ARF) -- Global warming is changing hurricanes into ferocious weapons of mass destruction according to new research.
Read full storyTruth Revealed: Scientists Say 'It Ain't So!'
As the saying goes, the sayings go. Culminating centuries of exhaustive, painstaking research, multidisciplinary researchers have taken on some of the toughest adages in historical culture and proven them WRONG!! While much of the work is still being...
Read full storyNicole Richie Hooks Up With Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie, who knows Paris from way back in the old neighborhood of Sherman Oaks or Bel Air or Vegas or Montclair or someplace cool like that, has found a new job as Paris Hilton's side kick.
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