Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro Plot A Response To Pat Roberts
Iran, Cuba and Venezuela---Annoyed and perhaps a bit jealous that Evangelist Pat Roberts has been making death threats, Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has issued a fatwa against the life of the politically active televangelical former Presidential Cand...
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AUSTRALIA - The latest invention from down under has just rolled off the production line! Car shoes, yes you read right.
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The world reverberated with joyeous celebration at the pronouncement by the top echelons of the world's major churches, that "Erbie" Tucker Jones, a penniless panhandler, who sleeps at night on a cot, in a central Chicago homeless shelter, has been...
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In a bold political move, the president formerly known as George W. Bush today announced that he had legally changed his name to Jesus Christ Almighty.
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Duffus, Washington - Self proclaimed guru and leader of the support group, "Trailer Trash United," has declared Monday, August 16th as Trailer Trash Pride Day in Duffus, Washington.
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (AP) Victoria Gotti doesn't play games. A Spoof reporter on assignment to interview the daughter of mob boss John Gotti soon found out that Victoria has some secrets that are best left… secret! Spoof's Morgan Truce began pho...
Read full storyOil Hits $100, U.S. Invades Saudi Arabia
Washington -- Crude oil today topped $100 per barrel in heavy trading. At a 9 a.m. EST news conference, President Bush announced the United States would be invading Saudi Arabia in "Operation Refinery Freedom." According to the Preside...
Read full storyHoneymoon......... Excavated!!!
All right. As I set out in search, here’s the etymology for the word “Honeymoon”. It all started during some king’s rule in some 340 AD in some North European place which was not part of EU then, which is besides the point. The actual point is, men during these pre-medieval times, abducted their women of choice, with help from their friends who, never revealed the whereabouts even if their gen...
Read full storyKatrina Flashes Big Easy
New Orleans -- The French Quarter may be deserted, but thousands of revelers are still hoping for a glimpse of girls gone wild -- specifically Hurricane Katrina -- by way of webcams. WEBCAMSaimed at Bourbon Street and other New Orleans haunts are...
Read full story'New Messiah asks this of you'
"People of all nations, of all races, of all religions, I ask of you these things"...
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