All Democrats to be placed on No-Fly List
All non-Republicans will have passports revoked after Bush re-elected...
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Miami, Florida -- Singer Gloria Estefan announced the cancellation of her farewell concert tour shortly after installing Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. "We discovered our 'Miami Sound Machine' software is incompatible with the new...
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Oprah Winfrey is one of life's real angels and presents a smash-hit television show. She does however have one area that has always baffled me. Why does she always have that genius Dr Fill McColeslaw on the show? Maybe she needs someone as a Fill...
Read full storyPresident Bush Threatens Military Action Against Ivan And Any Other Hurricane That Wants A Piece
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Fearing even more damage will be sustained from what seems like a never ending saga of hurricanes, President Bush tried to put worries aside here today and addressed the American public with a plan of action. Many citizens believ...
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An expert prosecution witness confirmed that they had used GPS to track Scott Peterson after the disappearence of his wife Laci. They had however experienced a number of glitches, like the time it showed a reading that Scott was travelling at 30 000...
Read full storyOprah Goes Nuts
Chicago, IL - Only days after surprising her studio audience with new cars, Oprah Winfrey again stunned America by ordering the amputation of each audience member's left leg. The procedures, which mercifully were not aired, were performed by sixty t...
Read full storySanta Claus Outsources To India
In the Santa Clause Village in Rovaniemi, Finland, Christmas is a yearlong affair. Though Santa collects lists and delivers presents in a few days before Christmas, workers at the Santa Claus Operations (SCO) centre have to work all throughout the ye...
Read full storyBatman's Bohemian Rhapsody
On the 4th day of Bonkers my screw did come quite loose...and a partridge in a pear tree. Fathers4Justice Just Hatched an egg.....and a partridge in the pear tree. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Queen was very annoyed at the latest breach of security and...
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