Prince William Single-Handedly Brings Back Ascot
London - Credit the newest retro fashion wave to one of the most established families in the western hemisphere. In April the photogenic Prince William was spotted at a polo match sporting a colorful ascot, the rest is quickly turning into fas...Read full story
God tells Oprah Winfrey "Hurricanes Florida punishment for George Bush election theft"
CHICAGO - During an unprecedented celebrity score on Monday, media queen Oprah Winfrey will broadcast a special interview with God in which He says that the current Florida devastation from hurricane activity is directly related to the Bush el...Read full story
VH1's Search for new Partridge Family goes "Horribly Wrong"
Los Angeles - Disaster has struck the VH1 set of the new reality show "In Search of the Partridge Family". Apparently one of the contestants brought in for the "battle of the Keiths" segment was actually a black bear.Read full story
John Kerry Foreign Policy Clarified
Democratic presidential nominee Senator John Kerry has moved swiftly to clarify his Foreign Policy. Polls reflect Kerry is suffering substantial damage in the face of the latest Bush bounce and foreign policy is considered to be the achiles heel of h...Read full story
Scott Peterson Pathologist Testifies
In shades of Rowan Atkinson's Blackadder, the Lord Executioner episode, where everyone is named Ploppy, Brian Peterson, the pathologist was called to testify on the fetus. When cross-examined Brian was asked if he was related to any of the Peters...Read full story
WMD: A State Of Mind Over Matter
Washington, D.C. President George Bush announced today that the weapons of mass destruction believed to be in Iraq were, in fact, only in Sadda...Read full story