Fantasy Football Owner/Coach Almost Purchases $1,900 Couch After 2nd Straight Win

Funny story: Fantasy Football Owner/Coach Almost Purchases $1,900 Couch After 2nd Straight Win

SAN FRANCISCO (SPOOF) -- Los Frijoles' Fantasy Football team owner, Daniel Ureste, is suspected of temporary insanity when he almost purchased a $1,900 couch after winning his second straight game. When we asked why he would even consider such a...

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Scott Peterson Shows The Middle Finger

Funny story: Scott Peterson Shows The Middle Finger

Scott Peterson accused of murdering his wife and unborn child is the biggest murder trial in the media since OJ Simpson. It has had non-stop television coverage and unprecedented press interest. It dwarfed even the interest shown in the build up to...

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World War III Sooner Than You Think

Funny story: World War III Sooner Than You Think

At 11h00 on this the 9th day of April 2008 Britain and America declared war on Osama Bin Laden and his allies. We enclose herewith this report on the rest of the day which was filed by Sky News David Chater.

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Alert: Bearded Man Boards Plane

Funny story: Alert: Bearded Man Boards Plane

Attorney General John Ashcroft is reviewing American security procedures urgently today after the revelation that a man was allowed to board an American Airlines flight in Boston while wearing a beard. Shocked passengers leaving the Boston to Orlando...

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Hurricane Kerry Spinning in the Atlantic

MIAMI: A new hurricane formally named Kerry last night by the Hurricane Center in Miami, Florida, has formed off the coast of the United States. Hurricane trackers have been following the former tropical storm every since it mysteriously formed off...

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Coke Bushes for votes, Pepsi Kerryes in response

In the first major and historical politico-business alliance, Coke decided to sponsor Bush's election campaign. In a press briefing held at State Department where George Bush and Coke's President of Operations were present on the same dais, c...

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George Lucas: Fans are ruining my old age

Filmmaker George Lucas lashed out at fans who say that his tinkering with the original "Star Wars" trilogy, released earlier this week on DVD, is "ruining their childhood."...

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