Iraqi Constitution - An Experiment in Phonics
BAGHDAD, Iraq - With just hours to go before the official signing of the new Iraqi constitution, and a few missiles flying overhead to keep everyone "on their toes", some American school teachers have requested the experimental use o...
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President Bush today announced that he has finished his deliberation on gay marriages.
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Undisclosed Safe House, US...
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The recent controversy over Mel Gibson flick "The Passion of the Christ" has reached new heights as long time movie critic God steps in to the forum.
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Somewhere in California, Former child star and security guard, Gary Coleman has announced today that he will run for the presidency this year.
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California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced that he will accept the position of Executive Editor of the muscle & fitness magazine, Muscle & Fitness, as well as the Flex publication. While the position will not take up much of the Governor...
Read full storyPhil Donahue replaces Rumsfeld - Announces new "flower power" initiative for U.S. military
In what some are calling a drastic move to appease the left going into this election season, President Bush has fired Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense and replaced him with former talk show host and liberal activist Phil Donahue.
Read full storyFCC Levels Record Fine at 4-year-old Boy
The FCC imposed a record fine of $8.6 million on 4-year-old Howie Langston of Red Bank, New Jersey for broadcasting indecent material on his 3-month-old sister Lisa's baby monitor on Friday. Mr. Langston sparked the ire of the FCC by his repeate...
Read full storyHow GAYS subvert tough GUYS´ toughness
First of all we have to find out what being tough really means. Well, you can consider yourself a tough guy when you are able to trade in a severe alcohol problem for extremist religious behavior (´With the help of God which is probably me I got out...
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