God To Smite Gibson

Funny story written by Tommy_Chewat

Sunday, 7 March 2004

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God - Not Impressed

The recent controversy over Mel Gibson flick "The Passion of the Christ" has reached new heights as long time movie critic God steps in to the forum.

"I can't believe that it gives the Jewish people such a hard time!" Declares God, "This is my chosen people we're talking about here. I mean, my son is half Jewish."

"I've been giving you all an easy time with this non-interventional rap." Adds God, "But, I'm about at the end of my tether with this Gibson malarkey. It was bad enough that I had to pay $3.20 to see The Man Without a Face. I'm not impressed."

Mel Gibson has yet to be reached for comment on the outburst.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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